Reporting on something that turns out not to be true is entirely different from deliberate deception, and you damn well know it — you just wanted to be a snotty little shit and get in your shot at Jezebel. Also, please show me where I've reported a hoax as fact even once on Kitchenette.

"Actual" satire?

Counterpoint:

Awwww. Small orgies and birthday parties bring people together.

Blueghazi is my favorite ghazi of all the ghazis we've seen. Thank you.

if you think that is vulgar i could bring you down a really dark path

Someone on Gawker said it was gaslighting and that is exactly how I feel.

I'm not sure why Wired has bought into this fucking conspiracy and is trying to tell everyone that a white and gold dress is black and blue.

Having lived in Texas all my life, I totally believe they could be that idiotic and sexist.

Lots of information missing, but I'm thinking:

is ur mama a llama

Christie's usual rationale for cutting family planning funding is that the state can't afford the $7.5 million. The attorneys he's hired to defend himself against allegations of corruption in Bridgegate have cost the state more than $6.52 million.

Would someone just harpoon this motherfucker and be done with it?

As a member of the LGBT tribe, I'm willing to call selfies gay if it deters Kid Rock from taking them.

I admit it... I care less about her than I do mythological beings whose entire lore was 90% them getting drunk and getting in fights and/or murder, then sabotaging peoples' work by means of seducing their beasts of burden.

A broad vocabulary as well as at least a beginner's level knowledge in various science fields and hobbyist knowledge of mythology from around the world, religious and non, is a good starting point.

I haven't had my coffee yet and at first glance I was like, "Well they have the same name and extremely similar backgrou....oh wait."

Oasis sucked. Team Blur forever.

'sexuality isn't art' LOLOLOLOL

I make it a point to encourage sloths.