If that's not verbalizing it, shit, give me a holler when you're really on a coherent tear, because that was simply awesome.

HAHAHAHA ETHICS IN GAMING JOURNALISM AMIRITE?

can't believe I wrote all those extra words

thing guy was doing barely happens to him, mind is changed, is victim now.

I have a BH&G Cookbook of my mother's from the 1950s and I know exactly what you mean. My favorite of the woman-shaming recipes is called, and I kid you not, The Lazy Lady's Casserole. It's a hideous confection of basically layers of beans, hot dogs, and lunch meat, shoved into the oven. For the wretched Lazy Ladies…

What about the mermens? This is mersandry.

I bought myself and hubs "Things Not to Do for Husbands" and "Things Not to Do for Wives," circa 1913 for Christmas this year, and let me tell you what an old timey sexist hoot they are.

OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGODMGOMDFGHSDOUGHIHGUIG

I'm so embarrassed that I can explain this feud to people.

Its time for the moderate whites to start taking some responsibility.

band name: Spiderlingus

"You get blackballed." "She gets blackballed." "EVERYONE GETS BLACKBALLED!!"

shoulda got one on her back for slow dances.

Vegan makeup? No fucking thanks. I don't want some untested plant shit on my face that turns my skin blue and gives me nose herpes. Fucking rub that shit on a rabbit and see what happens first.

I should not be laughing at this.

Challahcaust bread?

you, like me, have a firm grasp on sports and also metaphors.

This is the only portrait of Anne Boleyn that need exist.

OMG BEYONCE HAS PORES?!