Gross! Team paste all the way. But not once it dries. I can't have crunchy.

I'm 50, and I'm with you. Abusers love it when people keep their secrets. The best way to combat it is to put it on blast.

I feel the complete opposite, though it might be because I'm 28. But, I feel like the more stories are out there, the more people that are affected by them can seek help and comfort, they see they aren't alone in the world. This is similar to the woman that experiences a miscarriage. If she thinks she is the only one,…

That's great and all but why do you think anyone (especially the author) needed to know, or even cares really, about your unwillingness to empathize or understand? Not every thought or feeling you have is important enough that you have to express it, especially when it only serves to compound someone else's trauma. I…

Serious injuries are weird, man. Not drawing from a lot of experience (just one for me, and one for my friend 5 years later) but we were both just like "hmm, this is a lot of blood. probably someone go call an ambulance? or don't, I'ma walk it off."

*wipes mouth*

Why do you keep asserting things about what your rights are and what other people's rights are? No one has questioned your right to express any of the shitty sentiments you have expressed here, they have just judged you for what you chose to express.

Klonopin? Venlafaxine? Wellbutrin?

I have relatives who are like her parents and they're still savoring what an awful person I am based on things I did as a small child. You can't win, you can just cut them off in the way that's truest for you. This was awesome.

Perhaps they'll even blame their relationship problems on her.

Nothing says "fundamental respect for life" quite like a mean-spirited, half-assed pun aimed at someone grieving over the loss of her husband.

Who calls Roma "gypsies" anymore???

Go back and just say, "There she is!"

Thanks. I'm blaming it on her sicknessery, not the line. Line's GOLD.

"Ok, the material is kinda scarce but I can work with it. Massage her thigh gently - I SAID GENTLY MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT IS SHE DOUGH??? - and leave a trail of butterfly kisses up her neck. Ugh that's more like creepy-crawlies, were you raised in a barn? Lady don't let him do all the work, move your hands up his back, NO…

I was...unsuccessful.

They're complaining, but I would be out there critiquing his technique and offering helpful suggestions.

I absolutely read this headline wrong. I thought these kids were getting a little bonus sex show along with their porn.

scorplings make them sound adorable

You can always tell who doesn't bake at home. People who assume a kitchen can go "gluten free" at the drop of a muffin have never dealt with flour. It gets EVERYWHERE. On every thing. Every last inch of counter, floor, and utensil has flour on it by the end of a baking day. So no, you can't have a gluten-free…