Whoa. Wrote that before caffeine and didn't realize how suggestive it sounded.

Oh that scene was VERY rude.

Note: Madeleine also freaked out when Ana's roommate Kate took a sandwich away from Ana and started eating it herself.

I promised I'd never tell.

That's what they want you to think.

The latter.

"Melanin and 26." Dammit, I can't buy either of these! Not even on EBay for an inflated price.

Everybody is reporting this incorrectly. While it may be spoken as "James" it is spelled Yjaiymeise which is a collection of perfectly curated letters that are hand harvested from 100% biodynamic veganic fair trade locally sourced alphabets.

"You look tired" = "You look like shit"

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

And, when I see a nig-, um, negro in the street, I wave hello. You know, all friend-like. I haven't chased one with my pick-up in months.

I like to call it "Romantic"

I only take nude selfies in my basement with the lights out. The miniscule fragment of light that comes through the tiny windows is just enough to give them that "there might be a person in this photo" look.

I just want to say that I am from Alabama. I lived in southern Morgan County. When I had my oldest, the closest hospital I could deliver (Even though Hartselle had a hospital at the time... albeit a very shitty one) was Huntsville. I went into labor during Snowmageddon 2011. The state was just put into a state of…

So what, quit yer bitchin'.

I am starting to see America as a second world country with nice clothing, to be honest.

If You're Giving Birth in Alabama, Better Be Ready for a Long Car Ride.

This is why I don't do sex lies anymore. I never say "you're the biggest I've ever had!" Instead, I just say something like "You're so hard!" and "You feel so good inside me!" And it's all true!

Because you love them and you have lots of sex where you don't fantasize about someone else, but your mind drifts sometimes?