BWAHAHA! Once a lawyer on the opposite side of a deal sent me his handwritten comments on a PDF (I had sent him the document in Word) and asked me to "type them up" for him. He was less than pleased when I told him that I didn't work for him.

I'm not even sure about this one though. If you're fixing a machine, isn't that in Man Territory? My ladybrain is confused now.

I can cite so many examples of this, but my favorite was the male attorney who asks me to fix the copy machine when it jams. It took me years to finally come up with the proper response, "Ray, I went to the same law school as you, and they still don't offer any office equipment repair classes."

There she is.

There is no such immunity. Read a thing.

On the plus side, I finally get to use this one.

Shocked that this wasn't uncovered sooner.

I overuse this gif

You believe incorrectly.

Monty Python for relevance.

Um. Can you not be raping me with the truth please? It hurts my braingina.

I have a suggestion. Along with banning children who are unvaccinated for anything other than a medical reason from public schools and child care facilities (private facilities can make their own determination about allowing unvaccinated children, which will likely influence the success of their business), insurance…

Conservatives believe taxes are rape, historical facts are rape, healthcare for the poor is rape, pretty much everything is rape except actual rape, which is just a misunderstanding between a fine upstanding gentleman and some tramp.

I love how Perpetual Victimhood Christians throw tantrums when they're reminded of the Crusades. They should be thanking the speaker for not mentioning all the modern Christian crimes against humanity like the Lord's Resistance Army and assorted other violent cults.

If only! At least there might've been muffins!

Hands up if your sexual assault was a lot like hearing a speech at a prayer breakfast. Anyone?

Stop persecuting me with your logic.

I also just don't understand. He is literally STATING FACTS. Horrific horrific things have been done in the name of religion. Like it happened. It actually did. So why shouldn't that be discussed?

The only thing I have learned from the backlash against the crusades comments is that Christians don't like to be reminded of all the shitty things they have done throughout history. I remember taking a history of the church class in HS and I was basically done with all of that noise. Christians have been both…