This is the same logic white people use when explaining their use of the n word. "It's not a word against black people, it's a word against ignorant people!" No. For the most part, when the word is used, it's either used from one black person to another or a non-black person calling black people niggers. You don't get…

Oh my god, seriously. Just because she also hates Iggy Azalea doesn't mean she's awesome. The enemy of my enemy is sometimes still just a huge fucking douchebag.

So it turns out that Aggravated Pimping is sort of easy but, resulting in bridled orgies, isn't that much fun.

i was like >:( yes they are and then the rest happened and i was like that's my babe~

Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period.

Can we get a study on the disgusting eaters whose maws are like mysterious sound amplification chambers? Even with their mouths closed, they can make the crunch of a single potato chip reverberate throughout the house. Don't care how fast or slow you are eating I shouldn't be able to hear you chewing boiled rice from…

HAHA Give that social media coordinator a raise!!

Did you guys see this

It can be very invisible unless you're with a woman when it happens, which is rare. I remember in college I was walking down the main drag with my boyfriend, and a car full of guys started catcalling me. I have a pretty bad temper as it is, and it was worse then, AND that is one of my triggers, so I just let loose. I…

Ugh. Jesus, take the wheel... and run this motherfucker over. And then back over him. And then run over him again.

"Don't even mess with that Instagram crap, don't even watch porn, all that stuff just makes you lustful and causes you to forsake what you already have."

My dad, who is himself a retail store manager (optician), is so fanatically pro-worker that not only has he tipped the full 20% even after a server spilled a pitcher of water on him, but he has — multiple times — waged private crusades against terrible restaurant managers on behalf of servers.

im in your closet.

This story + my ovaries = exploded

The craziest thing I have ever seen was when I was bartending at a strip club. Guy comes in and he's weird. Tries to hit on every person lacking a y chromosome including myself. Anyway, he starts harassing one of the dancers. She is a quiet, sweet woman that just so happens to be wearing thigh high boots that night.…

Only then did he realize I'd removed the cymbal from the stand and put it behind my drum throne. I was playing "air cymbal," keeping the beat with my bass drum and hi-hat. I smiled at the asshat. Big grin.

Wow. All my hats off to you for bringing this to the BCO lexicon.

Also, I had the BEST server this weekend. He was a high schooler and he freaking... He was just so excited about everything on the menu, and his job, and chocolate sauce. I don't even know. I'm gonna go on yelp and write lovely haikus about him.