I want to audition for the movie!

My face every single time I see this pop up somewhere.

literally don't know anything about the Simpson sisters other than the fact that they get pregnant

All about the Katy and Sam side eye.

To be honest, I actually prefer the anti-choice people who are just flat-out opposed to all abortion. At least these people can pretend to sincerely believe that abortion is straight-up murder and have a justifiable excuse (in their minds) for opposing abortion. Everyone else who is okay with what they ostensibly…

Legitimately just said "GOD DAMMIT" out loud

I don't know, who's going to actually stop me from crashing their yacht parties if I wear that? Think of all the free food and champagne.

Oh I beg to differ. THIS is the wedding dress you wear on a yaht. Saw it in the window when I bought my dress. Its actually very cool.

Baaaasically. I get a lot of "you have such beautiful skin!" No, I have beautiful foundation.

Whenever I hear somebody use female as a noun while referring to humans, it is an immediate sign to me that whatever is coming out of their mouth will be deeply rooted in misogyny. I have yet to be wrong.

i want to say that i am of the opinion that it is 100% chill to be repetitive and unoriginal as long as you aren't suffering from the illusion that you're otherwise. my instagram is just monotonous pictures of my dog

this is literally jesus punishing you for talkin shit about chris evans

Burn 'em the fuck down, Serena!

That doesn't excuse the virulent racism.

I love it when people try to defend their ignorant positions. There is no way in the era we live in, that a person can justify racial slurs. It is just that straightforward.

My cat is named Sir David Cattenborough. Haters gonna hate.

My Aunt had dinner with David Attenborougha couple of years ago.