thank you erin

nick congrats on yer bod and like

Or get a better toupee.

You bitch, I cackle-snorted so hard that I have part of a teabag in my nostril. You know, just like one of Armstrong's girlfriends.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of political pandering. Say what you really mean, realize it jeopardizes your chances at the presidency, then back pedal without pissing off your tinfoil hat wearing based.

i don't get why someone would be against...nvm.

Party pooper.

WELL, ONE SIDE OF YOUR FACE, ANYWAY, HANG ON LET ME TURN AROUND!

"Lance Armstrong, generally known for being an upstanding and honest individual in all areas of his life, committed a hit and run in December and let his girlfriend take the blame."

They use the Cunt Weasel call: "no ta-XES...no ta-XES..."

She very much is. I live in Chile, Aregntina's neighbor, and we had to offer political asylum to Ms Fernandez's jeweller, since he has recieved a number of death threats and was refused police protection after he made public the amount of money she spent annually on jewelry (close to 800.000 euros)

AFAIK, science hasn't developed a vaccine for head pubes yet, so it's probably not that.

I kindly request anyone more familiar with Argentine politics than I am to confirm/discredit my belief that she seems sketchy as all fuck.

I think you should take some advil, get yourself a cup of tea and go to bed early. And don't drive.

Is it mean that a tiny part of me wished that syringe had an air bubble in it?

I hope someone from Guinness was there to measure exactly how fast his backpedalling was.

It would be so terrible if Senator Tills were to contract Norovirus, Hepatitis A, Shigellosis, Hepatitis E, Rotavirus, Giardisis, Cholera or my favorite fecal-oral transmitted disease Poliomyelitis if he took a big slurp from a poop-smeared frap.