Hypocrisy rilly is the greatest luxury.

No no no. The mistresses get abortions.

These individual policies are for people they know. The laws they write are for the rest of America. They don't give a fuck about the rest of America.

Well, if you're gonna keep getting your staff members pregnant, it would be rude not to pay for their maternity leave.

I'd at least hang on to a hundred or two—the loose ones.

My dear, you ask a very good question in your first paragraph, you just go a bit wrong in treating it as rhetorical. It's ok to ask that, lots of us don't understand why things are so either. It's a bit like asking "if the detonation of nuclear weapons on the scale on which they now exist would likely destroy most of…

I am imagining a forty year old cis white male sniffing paint thinner while drinking Pabst and eating tater tots.

I also had this thought along the lines of "You'd think that, of all places, Oklahoma would have laws against mules renting wigs."

this is the most fucking HILAriOUS THING I HAVE EVER READ.

but it's not a no true Scotsman to say that if you believe Jesus is the messiah- you're a Christian! That's the definition of a Christian! So a "Jew" for Jesus- isn't a Jew! Sry but as an actual Jew this really makes me want bang my head against a wall.

Are you just picking words out of a hat at this point?

Nancy, what the fuck are you talking about please.

I cannot stop laughing at the (accurate) concept of the New Testament being the Bible Expansion Pack. The Bible: (A Distinct Lack of) Wrath of the Jew King.

Well, now I'm imagining Jesus camped by Atheist griefers. Thanks for that!

Really fucked up the code though. Jesus started noclipping through walls and everything.

"Be an Asshole to Others Not Like You" was actually released as part of a DLC pack.

I guess it's just lucky there was a spawn point in that cave.