I believe you misspelled "protect our cherished right to vote from fraud."

And often "Defendant."

Even the worst student in a med school graduating class is called "doctor."

I'm standing my ground.

I've used this argument, and it's the only one I've ever found that left them stuttering with a blank look on their face as their brains try to parse "but guns! but uterus! but jesus! but guns!"

For serious, I think it's the only way to go if this personhood nonsense takes any further root. Okay, it's a person. If there's a motherfucker physically latched onto me and sucking out my bodily nutrients without my permission, you better believe I'm killing that guy. Self-defense, you tiny vampire asshole.

Hey, if the fetus won't retreat . . .

solid pan pun, dissing LI, making fun of accents, excellent use of faux citations.

Honestly, I just don't get these "conservatives." (More like RINOs, amiright?) Zygotes and embryos are literal parasites. They contribute nothing and steal their food directly from their host's blood. I would think they'd want these lazy slackers to get out there and earn their keep as soon as possible. (That, or…

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My takeaway from your comment is that abortion should be allowed under castle doctrine.

If abortion is "murder," then why should there be any exceptions at all?

Ugh, reminds me of when men say I'm "biased" in an argument about women's rights. Yeah, I am biased. They're my fucking rights. What makes you neutral, dude?

No, no, you all stay under your bridges, thanks.

If you crossposted this to Breitbert or RedState, they'd take it seriously.

Sounds like you're a great guy - I trust you got your ladies those pastel Bic pens for the holidays? Because honestly, every gal needs one. Helps so much with grocery lists.

It still cracks me up that despite all the bazillion problems our country faces - voter intimidation and suppression, income inequality, lack of quality healthcare, a warming planet, childhood hunger (experienced by actual, living children vs. zygotes), child and elder abuse and neglect, housing prices and shortages,…

This is why we should have been more cautious about letting ladies become legislators.

Full disclosure: my political interests are narrow. They are tied directly to what I can do with my body, labor, and my economic standing in this country.

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!