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Dear Adultosaur,

Not exactly a thing I saw, but ...

Weirdest on the DC Metro: this girl was listening to "Party in the USA" on repeat with no headphones. There were only about five people in our car, and the third time the song started I couldn't stop laughing. She then took her headphones out of her backpack and started using them.

Grossest thing: Someone went into a car (overnight, I guess?) and puked a little bit on every single seat. It was dried by morning. Every seat on the train had a tiny puddle of crusty vomit. And it smelled terrible.

omg ikr you might be IMPORTANT but are you FAMIS

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There are some really interesting subgroups out there, that's for sure. Thank The Lords Of Kobol there's a lid for every pot.

I love how you just had episode numbers ready to go.

WE IZ FAMIS NOW

!!! These are that much better when you imagine them written on shirts.

I think they meant "deeper" but autocorrect swooped in because that particular tween is also part of the Teen Mom fandom.

I love that Adultosaur can translate for us. She speaks tween

hahahaha i know. i cannot for the life of me understand any of it and yet i respect the INSANE VIBE 10000%. my favorite is THANKS FOR MAKING OUR FANDOM DIAPER

famis

It can be called Chainz of Love

I despise "reality" tv, but I would watch the HELL out of that show. I could see it now: 2 chainz having to pick between Nancy Grace and a bunch of other crazy white conservative women. This could be a gold mine.

Dear Taylor,

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When Chainz appeared on Grace's show Tuesday night, it was not to fall in love—at first.