Sheeeeeeeeeeit! Who do you think matters more? An importer and distributor of engraved thermal urns with a purse full of coin and a powerful thirst or some little piss-ant waiter?

I HAVE COMETH WITH THIS SEABUG OFFERING FOR THINE EYES. BEHOLD THE SEABUG OF WHICHETH I SPAKE.

I this crustacean

YES. BRING MORE UNDERSEA COCKROACHES AND MELTED BUTTER. til human voices wake us and we drown

dip me in buttah and eat me bebeh

yes this was literally exactly like feeding your son raid

I posted a picture of my son playing with a lobster claw (cleaned out) on Facebook and my aunt* flipped out on me about how lobsters were cockroaches and disgusting, and I might as well feed my son Raid.

The merchant, who was a greatly important merchant of monogrammed mulled wine tankards, was devoured alive by a seemingly never-ending stream of lobsters. Twas a great miracle.

i feel like they're too small and, as you said, just kinda...gushy inside. like everything you said, i feel like it would be super hard to get the meat of a buggywug to firm up, especially to the point where you could crack the shell and get the meat out.

Oh Colin, what can I do?

Oh, you missed the important tales of his miracles. As any good Catholic (or many mediocre ones) can tell you, you need two miracles performed before you can be canonized.

All of my stars. All of the stars in the sky.

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i wonder if he knew tho

YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT BUT YOU CAN'T. CAUSE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GRILL UP THAT BUG AND SERVE IT WITH BUTTER.


MMM-MMMM. BUTTERED SEA BUGS.

colin did you know that lobsters REALLY ARE undersea bugs tho

She once won with a semi-automatic pistol.

She plays Russian Roulette with 5 chambers loaded.

In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.