Jennifer is probably one of those moms who makes up silly names for her kids genitals because it is so bad to say penis and vagina. When her kids are teens she'll call it a "flower pot" and her daughter will eye roll so hard and tell her "Jesus, MOM, can you please just say vagina?!"
Yup, it's a word. I use one for real clay in pottery class and work with extruded acrylic and metal in museum display materials.
Not that I consider breast milk as a fetish to be an interesting thing and I'll acknowledge that China has brought us some of the most umm "creative" fetishes, but it is ironic that we all find mammary production from animals to be yummy and normal but natural production from a woman (an actual human), meant for…
If the kid is asking questions bc the toy looks like a dick, & they noticed, then isn't the cat already out the bag on this one?
THIS WAS AN EXCELLENT EXCHANGE GOOD JOB GELLA AND PETER
It's sad that Jennifer's daughters are now destined to become strippers and/or suck dick for coke.
This review on Amazon is my favorite:
No, i think ebola is appropriate in this situation. If it's so fucking offensive you return it or throw it out, it's a $14 toy.
Mother tested and approved for kids use.
I'm not, not saying that, but I'm strongly implying it.
From the people who brought you the dick-shaped birthday candle. Sorry/not sorry it's so big. That's what she said.
Jennifer, you're giving pearl-clutching a bad name.
Ribbed for her pleasure.
I love these types of things because the parents are CLEARLY projecting quite a bit onto their little ones.
How do you make a tool like that that doesn't look like a dick, though? I realize they could have toned it down but at the end of the day it's gonna be a round tube with an extrusion tip at the end. I rather…
why anyone would freak out over this is beyond me. If my kid was like...omg mom a penis! I would say well yup that looks like a penis alright! How silly. Don't make obscene gestures with it ok?
The mother who said this toy ruined her family's Christmas needs to get fucking ebola. And get better, fine. Fine, I'm horrible, not ebola, but she needs a good scare to teach her what it means to have your Christmas ruined. Freakin parasite. Yooohhhhooo I don't feel better after typing this. I'm still angry at her,…