Are we sure they're comments weren't taken out of Kotex, I mean context.

That's a weird fucking sled, then.

I was once stopped at airport security because I had a liquid in my bag (it was like 2007?). Turned out to be a tube of Monistat anti-chafing gel I'd forgotten. The guy got all mumbly and let me through. WITH THE TUBE. I guess you can't make bombs out of lady cream? Someone should tell the terrorists this.

you is gay, but that is okay. Gay like blowjob too

I sang this along to a little tune in my head. Like a Sesame Street singalong about acceptance and how everyone is different but the same.

True fact I put joints in tampons to get them into concerts. I reseal the top with a little super glue. Unwrap that baby (watch people's faces in terror) and then light it up.

Agreed. I just want to StayFree.

I got so much leverage out of men's terror and disgust of tampons when I was younger. I don't think it would work now (or at least not anywhere near as consistently) because there are so many more female security guards, but I could sneak anything into concerts—drugs, alcohol, cameras, etc.—by just throwing a box of…

VUR-JIE-NAH COTTON!

oh god THERE IS NO BLOOD ON IT IT IS A PIECE OF COTTON

I actually had to use pads for the first time since my first period due to a medical procedure, and I have to tell you, I don't understand how people walk around in those things. Like, I could understand a panty liner (also a terrible term. why do all menstrual related products have the worst fucking names), but I had…

??

I clapped. I just clapped at my laptop. Alone in my kitchen. I clapped.

That's what I don't understand- what is the alternative to discarding your pad in the washroom?

So the entrance lines at the Taj Mahal are separate for men and women. I get through pretty fast, and I'm wondering where the hell my boyfriend is. Turns out, the backpack he was carrying had a couple tampons in it, and he ended up having to explain what they were to the dudes checking bags, using what I can only…

Would I get upset over being strip-searched? Always.

Are their employees not... allowed to.. menstruate?

I feel like there's information missing. Is the "crime" the fact the sanitary napkin didn't get thrown away properly, or is it that the factory expects menstruating women not to be working while menstruating?

Matthew alleges the whole thing was just a plot to get the supervisors fired.

Oh what a tangled web we weave when....well, I forget how the rest of that goes. Point is, these people seem like assholes.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.