YOUR ANSWER WAS YOU DIDNT KNOW BC YOU DIDNT EAT GREEK SALADS THAT IS NOT A REAL ANSWER

The little shits have been running all over my neighborhood this week and I'm already over it. One kicked a recycle bin into my neighbors car, another leaned on my car with her foot on the door, and I had two middle school aged boys give me very sexually suggestive hand motions that made me feel sooo squicky. And…

You...understand me. Thank you for not making me backpedal and have to explain my sarcasm.

Might need a second set of clutchable pearls...

Totally!

That's ok, I ordered some from Amazon. The drone should be here shortly. Drones are safe, right?

We're unique in our own inoffensive ways...but not if that bothers you too much, we'll stop.

The worst part of this, is he could have ended it with, "you're right. I'm sorry." But instead he went to the classic jerk response, "Just relax." GEEZ WOMAN, I'M JUST OBJECTIFYING AND HUMILIATING OUR CO-WORKER ON AIR. NBD. DON'T BE SUCH A BUZZ KILL.

I was on my way to the mall to pick up a string of pearls for you, but now I'm afraid!!!!

Ask them what a knot is with regards to planes and I guarantee you they will say it's what they tie their shoes with.

I liked some person's idea that while serving out the end of his term Obama should go ahead and issue an executive order switching us over to the metric system as one last 'fuck you' to congress and everyone else.

I wonder if there was some sort of social media buildup to these events. Because, as we all know, all those kids with all that connectivity, something's gonna give! Quick, someone give me some pearls to clutch.

Do you think our addition of the letter u into words like colour and honour will affect flight?

I did forget to mention that aviation calculations, even in the US, use Celsius.

Thank you for clearing that up. I was worried that planes were just going to start crashing in Canada on account of the Celsius.

They don't have enough sense to pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

My pet snail can travel a furlong per fortnight.

My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it.

But! but! But if they use them weird numbers, baby Jesus will smite them!