Huh. Who knew I was so *with it*.

also i was on the floral skater dress trend. sorry i looked so good~

Day look for 2015: Sweatpants or pajama bottoms, tank top or thermal, fuzzy socks.

Do not go out. It is terrible out there.

My closet says the trend is "fur". As in, "covered in cat fur".

Rethink your screen name.

You seem like a cool dude, Uncle Shifty, but it's not about you, big fella.

I am so completely mesmerized by its weird butt. It looks like an ill-fitting skirt. Skin skirt. Rhino skin skirt. GET YOUR BUTT TAILORED, TINY RHINO.

This is beautiful. I kept saying that his grandfather invented bubble bath and that it's actually pronounced Buble bath.

That would be like getting to close to the surface of the sun; we would all burn up in a blaze of glory....I'm in.

I want a Mariah Carey vs. Naomi Campbell shadeoff. We already had a Mariah vs. Nicki on that season of American Idol, so this is all I need to see in my lifetime.

So many degrees of shade so little year. Here's to you and may your next year be full of enough shade to keep me entertained.

This is my favorite shade of the year. Martha is fucking hilarious.

I may or may not have used WalMart scented products AS pest control products in the past. And they may have worked quite well.

I can't afford a real Chanel bag either, but I still think a fake one is beneath me. I guess I am a brokeass snob?

Eh, I think I'd be cool with birth control that eventually makes me sterile. If they need humans to experiment on, I volunteer.

also i had a different dream last night were MMPR and other collectable/toys came to life and they were NOT GOOD i repeat it was a BAD SCENE

guys i had a dream last night that taylor swift had a handbag line and the number of fucking specific memorable purses in my dream was amazing. they were all so cute.