yes, that is a thing.

Ooo gawd, I'm so sorry you get to be one of those people that other people can't resist picking up or patting on the head or fantasizing about putting into a pocket/ hanging from a rearview mirror/ fitting into a suitcase/ etc., just because SMALL!.... I have seen that all too often, and I never envy the women it…

These are incredibly important points.

If Ariana Grande isn't a baby, then why did she sing the word "baby" that one time and then again that other time?

THE ESTABLISHMENT WILL REJECT THE TRUTH

If this article doesn't win Madeleine a Pulitzer, it will be a tragedy.

i DID hear. i flipped out because them and then cara were all together and omg wait hold on let me find it

This is just...the best thing the internet has ever done for me.

IKR I SAW THE BINKIE AND LOST MY SHIT

The big hair covers her soft fontanelle!

Adultosaur, I like to think we (70% you, 30% me) influenced that image above and it's AMAAAAAAAZZZZZING.

SHE MUST BE A FURRY.

Omfg you are amazing. You don't know what you've done for me. So many open doors now.

Yes, GOOD POINT.

Yeah. My theory is that it's somehow strung up into the cat ears headband.

Um, so are babies. Their skull bones don't fuse for a good while after birth.

DOUBLE LIFE = totally a baby

so basically what youre saying is youre a spy

I'm with the feds so state laws don't apply.

omg