I told my aunt I appreciated the rolling papers.

This is covered quite beautifully in the documentary "Dark Girls": http://officialdarkgirlsmovie.com/about/

You're the expert, but in the midst of my post-abortion obsession with research papers on contraception, I recall reading that while they have to report the rate of pregnancies, it is believed that those pregnancies are not actually attributable to failure. In other words, they think something like two folks were…

Somehow, I don't see these guys promoting anal.

Doesn't Implanon still have a 0.0001% yearly incidence rate though?

There's a lot of sexual activity you can do that won't lead to pregnancy, actually, married or not.

The logical response is, "expected by whom?" and "that is factually incorrect."

Am I the only one who read this post in Lewis Black's voice?

I'm pretty sure getting married and only having sex with your spouse is another certain way to avoid out-of-wedlock pregnancy. So no, their assertion that abstinence is the "only" way is false, too. Dumb dumb dumb everywhere.

Thanks for saving me the time of typing out almost exactly what you just said.

Christ on a bike sounds so dangerous. You know that robe would get caught in the chain and that would not be good.

a mutually faithful monogamous relationship in context of marriage is the expected standard of human sexual activity,

It's always been the GOP plan.

The organ donor thing really makes my head explode. How many people might have died waiting on an organ that might have been supplied by a gay donor? And how many of them would have happily taken that gay old organ? Because I'm thinking if I needed heart and there was a gay one up for offer, I'd be all over that shit.…

This whole year has felt like a giant step backwards :|

Right.

I could go on and on about how many things I hate about the bill and congress in general but I will just settle for


FUCK YOU, CONGRESS!

This ban doesn't make any fucking sense.

"Catch the gay"