IT TOTALLY WOULD (It said 'TITALLY' before I corrected it).

yeah ok but

As I face down my third exam in as many days the idea of a skeevy fat spiderman getting permabanned from a dating site has amused me no end. Thank you :D

I kind of wanted to high five him. It reminded me a lot of the convos my fellow students and I have: they start off vaguely intellectual and then boom dick joke.

I'm actually pretty impressed by the last one, that he understood what was being said and responded coherently, not just posting "lol" or emoticons in confusion.

Good point. We will take it to Starz first.

It sounds perfect for HBO, except that one of the leads is female.

I'm now going to develop a tv series called Gutz and Buttz. It's a crime drama where the characters Melinda Gutz and Harold Butz are cops by day, supermodels by night. It's all gore and shagging.

Common sense would dictate that the commercials shill toys and children's film and TV releases, anyway — it's not rocket science. There's overlap, sure, but you still cater to the audience. A VS show commercial would likely go something like, "With performances by Taylor Swift! And Ed Sheeren!"

Yeah! And while we're at it, keep all the wholesome Christmas dreck out of the tits and gore I'm trying to watch! The last thing I want is my guts and butts interrupted by a commercial where some towheaded children joyfully open their presents around a Christmas tree to the strains of Nutcracker music.

There is never a bad time to bring up classism and of course you're right. I just mean the dingalings at the PTC should go turn off their TVs and leave us all alone. WISHFUL THINKING.

I suppose this is out of the question too?

Especially since they are cutting out scenes from a half hour special to fit in more commercials. A Charlie Brown Christmas had Sally's letter to Santa, Shermie's line about being a shepherd, and Lucy and Schroder's back and forth about playing Jingle Bells cut to fit in more fucking ads when it played on The Family…

Despite the NCIS buffer

Someone needs to tell the Parents Television Council that you can get all these old specials on DVD and let your kids watch them, free from any commercials or any hint of "lingerie."

Women dying from unsafe illegal abortions is a feature in the right wing's vision of the future. It's not a bug. To them, uppity women who actually think they should be able to have bodily autonomy and actually believe they are real human beings are whores who deserve to die.

I am totally cool with picketing churches, and maybe even harassing church-goers.....I mean, politely sharing my world-view with them. We can make signs with some of the best biblical quotes about forcing rape victims to marry their attackers and infanticide and stoning women to death and maybe that line about…

The only danger associated with abortion is the way medical practicioners attract the attention of religious fanatics with guns. Maybe we should take up a collection to hire some big scary people to guard them.

You think GOP lawmakers care about the fate of the woman?