This is just asking for someone to get shit on.

We're all hoping the corgis pee on the bridesmaids, right? I mean, that would make this all ok.

YOU DONT KNOW MY LIFE (but you guessed it very accurately :/)

Well, I've had worse things put in there. Commenting on the internet is like sidling up to a word glory hole.

As a white person, I can say that this result is because most white people view racist actions as nothing short of being in the KKK. They don't think the Michael Brown incident had anything to do with race because they don't view subtle discrimination ingrained over the span of a person's whole life as racism. It's…

We should probably stop asking white people questions about race, as we've proven over and over that about 90% of us are completely incapable of providing a non-racist and competent answer.

This comment made much more sense after I looked at your name!

OHMIGLOB. They are so small! Teeny pocket elephants. For pockets. EEEEI!
Also! Mark, your sweetheart is totally right (at least, about baby elephants). The time I saw a baby elephant IRL I started snort-crying. Because of it's tiny wrinkly trunk and because I am bad at having emotions.

Baby elephants are proof that the universe loves us and wants us to be happy.

A 10 month old fetus? I think you need to learn some basic biology before you can speak intelligently on this issue.

Nothing about this story makes me happy. Except this thread. I enjoyed this thread very, very much. Thank you for using your power for good and bringing me back to myself before I ran out the door and strangled the nearest convenient anti-choice republican.

It is extremely rare, usually done for medical reasons, and in most states already illegal after the 23-26 week mark. Or not illegal but hard to obtain because there are no clinics that do them. I think the critical difference is moving it back to the 20 week mark. Women have a level II ultrasound at 18-20 weeks to…

LOL NO

To which Republicans would say its "your fault you dumb broad now carry it to term and no we wont pay for the hospital bill and since this is one of the few countries to not have mandated paid maternity leave you can go fuck yourself with all the money you will lose. Also dont forget to vote for us because we are not…

Yes, about 90 percent of abortions in the U.S. are performed in the first 12 weeks. Guttmacher did a study of people who get abortions after 20 weeks and found a number of factors: those women tend to be, as they put it, "raising children alone, were depressed or using illicit substances, were in conflict with a male…

"LOL. NO."

"HAY GUYZ. CAN I JOIN?!"

"I'LL DRINK TO THAT!"

This has been so absolutely mesmerizing. Well done!