!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO JAKE GO

lol last time they asked like, what's the way to his heart he was like idk, buy me a pint? do you like football?

honestly, the way she has embraced the weird internet culture surrounding her is the most endearing thing about her. she loves the hashtags and the weird vernacular and she stalks her stalkers and i think she's just as amused at the obsession with her dating life as we are.

you forgot the Grumpy Cat MAGIC CARD PROTECTORS! I wish I'd taken a pic when j saw them yesterday.

I've seen so much unpleasant male naked flesh in social situations and I think it's time to get my own back!

ZAYN actually and his lashes are so lashy that sometimes he has eyelash shadows in his face he is a beautiful person.

my queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

I don't watch the show so I have no clue who any of them are. All I know is I want some bow chicka wow wow with that dude. Because YOWZA!

i see what you did there at the end and i approve for similar reasons

I feel SO sad and angry about that Demi Lovato comment, mostly for her, but also because I can imagine the hateful comments in the gossip rags if she dared to expose arms which were Less Than Perfect [tm].

I want to bone him.

Runners up Adam and Will and contestant Ben are to report to my office for mandatory consolation.

i disagree with you about it being <3 FOR OBVIOUS REASONS but i very very much think they are too young to get married, especially with the kind of lives they are living. he at the very least has had no time to figure out who he is as an adult, beyond 1d.

Hey there...

it's not even 9 a.m. (west coast time) but we've already had a very strong candidate for best tweet of the day:

that's so beautiful!! it's so nice to support your friends at their work :)

OH GOD BUT I REALLY LIKE ZAYN AND PERRIE TOGETHER but i can get behind this, i think.

jezzie dolls put together a gofundme to get me tickets and i cried and now i am going and i am going by myself, and i keep getting nervous about that, and then i remember i am not really alone, my bff taylor is just busy being up on stage, is all.

harry styles being an elfin prince really elevates my dreams of marrying him up into the stratosphere, since i am also gagging to be a princess.