You are my hero. I wish any of my fight stories were that cool. The best I've got was when I was wasted and got into a fist fight with another drunk chick over a jukebox.

Dear Princeton Mom,

So many hugs, girl. Don't be too hard on yourself. We're all our own worst critics. I'm glad you are seeing a good doctor, and I bet as the effects from the estrogen start becoming more apparent to you, you'll start to feel better in your own skin. It's not even remotely an equal situation, but in the past few years,…

I'm so sorry you get misgendered. I can't even begin to imagine how hard it is to fight for recognition of who yyou truley are. For what it's worth, most people I know wouldn't care if the people who share the bathroom with them don't "fit" into narrow gender standards. Maybe I just run with a particularly chill…

I did, too, and although I am slightly stoned, I probably would have done it sober.

Stealing "the sun is a liberal conspiracy."

That's awesome. I'm so glad I'm not the only one who's stations mutate beyond recognition. The chant station was originally german bands. My Tool station is now primarily instrumental cello covers, and one of my other stations has turned into a very confusing and slightly terrifying mix of Lynyrd Skynyrd and EDM.

What made this comment even more amazing is that every now and again, random edm with gregorian chant shows up on one of my pandora stations. I never know what to do with it, it's just too weird. Like, do I skip it? Should I hang out for a minute and see if it suddenly starts making sense?

I'm totally on-board for this, but I also have a near non-existent social media presence. I don't have Facebook or Twitter and I have 10 instagram followers. (Not a typo, seriously just 10. I'm lame.) Maybe I can guest-star in someone else's?

Someone posted a link upthread, but he was fired from the Arnold PD, a suburb of St. Louis, for filing false statements against a suspect in 1997and then filing false statements against his police chief in 2001. I may have read in an earlier article (possibly the one about trying to make the Rams apologize* for the …

One of my friend's kids told her mom all about her new school friend "motherfucker" one day. She went in the next morning ready to rip some heads off for teaching her daughter a swear-word, until she saw the name under her daughter's. Michael Parker. That definitely became an in-joke around work, after.

Wow, she just really rabbitted off on her rage trail there, didn't she? That was... something. And entirely missed the point. What's the word? Fremdschamen? Got a bit of that going on, right now.

Someone give this woman a job in casting. NOW!

I feel like I could probably provide 60 to 90 percent of a coffee BCO if I got off my lazy ass and sent in an email to Trout.I worked at Starbucks for almost a decade, and some of the stories about people I had to deal with still give me headaches thinking about them. I have a couple of dumb customer stories from…

...I know the Vikings would hang people and/or animals after battle as a sacrifice to Odin, but I think that was more of a "thanks, one-eyed skydad!" than a "worship the right gods or we'll kill you."

Is that a Doré? I suppose it isn't important, but it looks like his style.

Ick. Sorry about the preppy hs. Mine was pretty bad, too. Them girls are bitches. I was considered "weird" because I was in Orchesis and show choir, but refused to hang out with anyone and instead spent all my time with the goth kids.

If it makes you feel any better, I have cried multiple times because one of our cats likes my husband more. Not pregnant.

No shit! At least 3 on staff, possibly more? Is that an interview question or something? How does that even happen?