Yeah... I have a couple friends who are amazing teachers. They're not just smart and skilled, and passionate, but they also inspire the students to become passionate about learning. This is wonderful.

I didn't knknow vitamin C worked orally. The vaginal option is also horrible. Never done it, but apparently causes massive yeast infection and chemical burns. I'm so sorry you had to do that. It must have been awful.

"Whore-slacks" is probably the best thing I've ever seen and I'm absolutely stealing it. Can't wait to get out of work and go put mine on.

Oh hai! I got most of the way through a chem degree before deciding to cook pastries for a living. I might be able to scrape up some memories from my drug addled skull. Also, I make delicious cake, come with a very well stocked liquor pantry (cabinet wasn't enough space) and very much like makeup. Can we be friends?…

I love this picture, but seriously I would buy the shit out of that house.

But the one yesterday was married to an oncologist. This one is married to a lawyer. I know, because they've mentioned it in every comment from today's burner. Do yyou think he spontaneously changed careers for the new year, or is coutney here a bigamist?

A lot of people also spell it "viola." Which makes my head hurt, but is almost okay because my ex and I used to jokingly say viola to each other instead of "voilà," to make fun of people who can't spell.

Reading your post reminded me to call my ex-gf. Just got off the phone, we've been crying pretty hard so, sorry if I miss any typos. I let her know that, even though we broke up years ago and might not LOVE-love each other anymore, I still care deeply about her and if she ever feels this way and needs someone, I'm…

You might get lucky, girl! I have really thick calves in general, but super especially for my shoe size, and I managed to find a pair that were adjustable enough to fit my fatty fat knees! Don't give up! I believe in you! And apparently question marks, judging by the amount in this post!

See, this make sense to me, because most of my friends' kids are/were actually terrified of Santa. I think this is just an excuse in case anyone saw her crying at the local mall's Santa's Village.

Random fun, unrelated Michael Buble story:A friend and I once had a former coworker convinced for several months that his name was pronounced "bubble" and that he (Mr. Buble) actually got really angry that everyone pronounced his name wrong. Good times.

And maybe, just MAYBE, she saying "repulsed" to hide that, like most BABIES, she's actually TERRIFIED OF SANTA!

Well, that's good to know. So many high profile chefs just slap their name on to any old POS appliance that happens to be laying around (looking at you, Giada and Rachel). Although come to think of it, most of them are just TV cooks, not actual chefs, most chefs seem to be a bit more careful with their image. Except…

Be wary of celebrity chef/food network endorsed products. They aren't great quality, and tend to rotate models frequently. If you only use it occasionally, it's not a huge deal, but my mother bought a FN food processor a few years back and it burnt out within 3 months. Went to exchange it, and the store she bought it…

I'll just leave this here with the others...

This. Whoever decided that putting that line at the end in voice over is a sadist. I can usually hold it together ffor the rest of the movie, but that line kills me every time.

Every time I see some person (I'm talking about dudes. Almost always a dude.) who seems to think "real rape" is only the kind with stangers and knives and bushes (seriously, what is with the bushes they always bring up? Stop it with the weird bush-fixation), I have to wonder how many times they have coerced their SO…

At least you can take selfies. Mine generally turn out stupid blurry or with inadvertant cats. Or both.

Texas here, so I feel you on ridiculously hot summers. I also feel ya on the hair. Mine is straight, but super short. If I push it too long it will stand on end by itself, and there is absolutely nothing short of washing it that will change it.

This is my life. Except the beanie cuz somehow I would manage to get cake batter on it, and it's easier to just let ir dry and comb it out of your hair. #truestory