Just followed you, and thus am one step closer to my ultimate goal of being your 2nd best friend. Behind TayBae, of course.

Surprisingly, considering the literacy rate here, yes! But, again, I don't think they sell very many, because reading is hard! No, I'm not bitter about this state at all.

Hmm. I don't think I saw that one. Which is funny since that shit is plastered all over the checkout lanes at the grocery store. I try not to look, because I usually just get headaches from the politicians in this state (and a few others). Can't wait till I can untransplant myself out and back into civilization.

I just spit my tea while reading "chucklefuck." Absolutely worth it. Slow clap for you, sir or madam.

I read her post, and literally thought "wowsers" and then you posted that.

Well, I would have posted a Monty Python "Jesus Christ!" gif here, but Kinja says no.

We should ask the ghost of her boobs. She hangs around here a lot. I bet they stay in touch

My great-grandmother was a hoarder and when she died, mom and I cleaned out her house. Not sure about the square footage, but 2 stories with a full basement and an attic, so pretty big. Three weeks. Woman collected the weirdest shit, too. We weren't close while she was alive, so pretty much everything I know about her…

I've always *heard* of Ted Cruz as "smart," but never seen any evidence of it. I personally subscribe to an idea I read in a profile of him once (and I'm so sorry, I can't seem to find the link, will edit/rereply if I manage to find it) that he's smart enough to sell himself as being ultra intelligent, but not…

Well, I hope you eventually found a doctor that would listen to you. :)

Idk how old you are now, if any time has passed since, but a few months ago they came out with recommendations of IUDs for teenagers. Print that out and bring it into the office with you. Roll it up and smack them in the face every time they try to give you an excuse. Or find another doctor. That's my game plan. I'm…

No joke. I'm glad she's getting support from adults, though, since even that's an iffy propsition. Especially here in Texas. Someone told me just yesterday that the women coming out against Bill Cosby are doing it for attention. Perfectly nice woman, liberal, doesn't watch FOX. Comes out with that bullshit. And all…

This gif is everything I never knew I needed in my life.

Oh my jeebus. Can you imagine that bench? Mimi and Naomi Campbell for sure.

I HAVE THOSE NALA AND SIMBA DOLLS! I still have them. They were the only expensive-ish birthday present I got one year (and like the only thing I actually asked for that I got) and I'm still so sentimentally attached to them, I can't bring myself to get rid of them. They live on my desk at home, now.

Derp. I'm looking at my question, now and I feel like either I wandered somewhere in the middle of writing it, or my brain just entirely shut down and vomited forth random words that only kinda made sense as a sentence. :/

Woot! And yeah... the ARPKD sucks. Apparently my mother managed to find the one rando bar hookup who was also a carrier. (I'm kinda kidding, they did actually date and get married, but still, what are the odds?)

Yeah, just recently found out about the IUD thing, hence the "I'm going to yell until I get my way" approach.

Heeeeyyyy girl! I feel like I always end up asking you questions on these articles.

Mark, I just want you to know that I'm still fully committed to you and Allen being my favorite celebrity(ish) couple.