I don't even care how stupid the show has gotten. One of my best friends is waiting on a final callback to see if he got on and I'M SO EXCITED FOR HIM! I'm going to watch every episode if he makes it and jump up and down and clap every time he's on screen.

Totes will! I told him to tell Miss Jay that I love him for me, too. <3

Eww. Didn't know that. What are they thinking? Even if they don't care about the environment, seriously, all they're doing is generating bad press.

I love that all of the knowledge I possess about both Taylor Swift and 1D are wholly the products of you and my friend Jake.

As a 28A, I can assure you that they sure don't. Don't even carry my size. I can't speak for all of them but the smallest size at the store nearest me is a 34B.

Ugh. Vomiting in public is the worst. Not pregnant, but currently on a few different medications, at least one of which makes me puke. Luckily it's only really bad for a few hours after I take them, the rest of the time I usually have enough warning to get to the restroom. But yeah, I've narrowly missed hurling on a…

I... I just.... gah! What the fuck is wrong with people? I seriously can't fit the facts of the murder of Tamir Rice into my head in any way that my brain can understand. Or any one of the thousands of others who have been gunned down without reason by racist, incompetent douchebags.

Ugh! I have had SO MANY rage fantasies about doing that exact thing! If there were enough people on the L, I would usually call them out, but when it's just you and him and maybe one or two other strangers, you kinda have to make the judgement call of "do I say something and hope someone else backs me up, or do I…

Ugh! I have had SO MANY rage fantasies about doing that exact thing! If there were enough people on the L, I would usually call them out, but when it's just you and him and maybe one or two other strangers, you kinda have to make the judgement call of "do I say something and hope someone else backs me up, or do I…

Ugh! I have had SO MANY rage fantasies about doing that exact thing! If there were enough people on the L, I would usually call them out, but when it's just you and him and maybe one or two other strangers, you kinda have to make the judgement call of "do I say something and hope someone else backs me up, or do I…

Your poor friend. I used to ride the L everywhere before I moved to Texas, and it was, and I wish I were kidding, a weekly occurence. I called guys out on it most of the time (a good, loud "excuse me, sir but can you please put your dick away?), but thinking back on it makes me cringe about how "reckless" that…

It's like you were there with me and saw my face! That .gif is it, exactly.

Bet they're selling kidneys on the black market ;)

Ugh... yeah, my final straw was some dude who called black people "a virus" and had no idea what was wrong with that. I tried to argue with him to get him to see how fucked up that is, and he tried to quote Dr. King at me. I lost my shit with him and realized that if this was how he really thinks, then I'm perfectly…

I actually deactivated my facebook account over the number of people who were posting incredibly racist shit. I really thought I was friends with people who were better than that. I ended up writing something along the lines of "the list of people who I still want in my life after this is a depressingly small…

Lol, no, although that would be crazy. Back when I waited tables, an investigative report came out from somewhere (I don't even remember if it was local or not) that said something like 70 percent of red snapper was actually cod or tilapia at a whole crap-ton of restaurants. The place I worked at back then was…

I haven't seen it anywhere, but they could just be calling it something different. Aaaannd this is why I don't order fish in restaurants and only buy it whole. I'm probably too paranoid about it, but, let's just say I worked somewhere that had a DNA test done on their fish... it didn't go well.

Ha! With the amount of booze that goes into everything we cook, it doesn't stick around long enough to go bad. But thanks for the tip, it'll probably be useful when we travel for holidays, since my husband and I always seem to end up cooking. Guess that's what we get for working in kitchens.

oof. Organic chem kicked my ass. I have told my stepdaughters that if they take it in college I wasn't helping with their homework cuz that shit sucked. Best of luck on your exams! Hope you do better than I did!

I will say this, and only this about rex goliath. It is fucking awesome as a cooking wine. The merlot and the pinot grigio both make awesome, complex caramels. But I'd have to be seriously desperate to be trashed to drink it.