I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

“I hope you’re not joking” “Is it really in there?” “Why did you make it?”. I appreciate this kid’s healthy cynicism and wish to subscribe to his newsletter.

Mr. Nesbitt has learned the first lesson of not being seen: not to stand up.

I had to mute. The shrill whiny voice made my ovaries curl up and die.

I may be misremembering, but I think Drew ultimately didn’t qualify for the Barcelona Olympics.

A book of ettiquete would have been an acceptable gift.

Women do this shit too. My friend had a baby recently. I told her it’s hard and frankly boring work. People say you will be rushed off your feet but really, you have a vast amount of time to sit around once you’ve done any chores. She was complaining to me that the baby didn’t do anything and how bored she is. I…

“As for him complimenting her toes and why people are upset about that…sorry…no idea. Steve likes girl’s toes. People should be appreciative when they get complimented.”

Holy crap. I have never seen so much not-getting- it-ness. Thank you for correctly identifying this as humor.

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Do what moms do on Facebook: fling shit at other moms.

“Pull your pants up” indeed

I like this, I like it a lot. Whenever people ask me what I’ll do if I eventually regret my tattoo I say, “Look, I have all kinds of marks on my body that I didn’t ask for and I don’t like. I have scars, I have stretch marks, funny freckles, weird bumps, whatever. Those are all permanent too. I CHOOSE my tattoo, and I…

I disagree. I think this is the best thing ever. She knew Cosby personally and it’s hard when you think you know someone to assume that other people talking about him is truth.

Adblock doesn’t stop autoplay videos from legit sources, yo. I’ve got my adblock going and still didn’t stop the news video at the bottom of the article.

You know what’s more terrible than the police not taking this case seriously?

OUCH.

That was my first thought too; if they make obtaining marriage licenses something they can do online, won’t EVERYBODY just do that and put him out of a job?