Reminded me of this

So that means if the red is ground up, then I'm not allergic?

This seems like a pretty reasonable response on his part. I don't particularly understand where the paragraph by paragraph snark is coming from.

...Is it bad that this seems pretty reasonable to me? I mean, refusal to use any capital letters aside. The original rider seemed pretty standard, and definitely not worthy of as much as has been written about it, and I'm sure it's got to be annoying to still be talking about it to anyone that interviews him. Plus, he…

I HAVE A BANANA ALLERGY!!!

No, really, I do. It's super mild, though people really like to be healthy and substitute banana in baked goods, and then not tell me, despite knowing me and my allergy. So whenever anyone offers me a cookie I have to question the ingredients and then they look at me like I'm crazy like…

I really don't think this would look anywhere near as bad without the crowbarred wisecracks telling me what I'm supposed to think between every paragraph. I'm struggling to find anything wrong with this, and I'm not even a Jack White fan.

Wow, I never thought I'd say this, but — Team White

I <3 her so much I want her to be my 2nd mom. Please?

It holds a surprising amount of tea leaves. I think it might be bigger on the inside.

It holds a surprising amount of tea leaves. I think it might be bigger on the inside.

The plot looks objectively terrible.

The only dating advice my mother ever gave me was "Never date a man who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter." It has served me well.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Also a young woman who learns from her health mistakes—remember that time she ate like two candy bars in a bathroom stall?

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

THEY'RE LIKE LIL GROUND CLOUDS

Fine, but those dancing sharks stole Missy's show.

If you really watch a singer use a mic (and it's not just lipsyncing; a live show at a local venue is your best bet) you'll see a lot of tricks in play. Like I said, the falloff is dramatic - but depending on the style of mic, the angle you hold it up to the sound source can also play a big role. So you'll see things…

Oh, Greg Howard. You sweet, sweet, stupid man. You are confusing packaging with content. Yes, rhinos look tough and hippos look fat. But facts: that "sword" on rhinos' head? Its made of keratin - just like hair! Its just a dense ponytail! When my son was 8, he hand fed a rhino bok choy. You know who eats bok…

Three Babies and a Baby.

How to write an open letter to your ex: Be Alanis Morisette, put it in song form, never tell anyone who your ex is. Get real bitter with it!