It's like your high school production of the most over the top mideval play and by God I fucking love the fuck out of it. It is everything the 16 year old that lives inside of me wants and deserves.

And all he did was draw a cartoon of a begonia!

She could be allergic to Triclosan, which is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer. There are three different hand sanitizers. Alcohol based, Triclosan based, and Benzalkonium Chloride based.

The prosecutor is using Sideshow Bob's reasoning on this:

Can we just start calling weddings Adult Princess Days? Maybe if a bride had to refer to herself as an adult princess, she would not be such a baby about everything?

She's not good, she's not nice, she's just right. She's the Witch.

I get respecting the wedding part, but there are like a thousand separate events. Is it really fair to control the dress code all those times? I mean, pretty much May to October is nothing but weddings and wedding related events. I'm doubtful I'll ever get married, don't I get to wear white lace just once? I've…

If I ever decide to get married and then decide to have a wedding it will go like this courthouse then house party followed by one helluva vacation. I never dreamed or considered a wedding that I can ever remember. Just not my style.

if i ever get married, my mom is giving me away, and i would probably want to dance with my mom and my stepdad, but probs not like, with everyone watching.

Did not do bouquet toss or garter or anything. Didn't do a receiving line or daddy daughter dances. The hell with that. I just showed up at the reception with my hubs, grabbed a cocktail and mingled. Everyone was there to party anyway, not to watch me do stupid sexist stuff!

I haven't seen one in awhile. Honestly, I don't even want to do a father daughter dance because its too sappy for me.

Yeah- is that a thing people still do? I'm getting married in May, and we are doing neither the bouquet toss nor the cake smearing thing. I've only been to a handful of American weddings, but none I've ever attended (even the uber-religious Christian ones) had a bouquet toss. Seemed like even to the old-fashioned, the…

I immediately thought of Lucille! She could cut this awful man for making such statements.

My cat loves olives more than any person can love any thing. He tries to get in my mouth when I eat them. I didn't know what his deal was until I read up and discovered it's something with a chemical in olives that is similar to catnip. He doesn't even care about catnip that much. Olives all the way.

some people might say they're allergic to gluten when they're actually celiac because they think someone might misinterpret or not understand celiac though right? most celiacs I know have to explain things as simply as possible to avoid a bad attack or even an ER trip. I think Corgis-n-Weed is right.

Meh. Not everyone knows what "celiac" means, but everyone knows what "allergic" means. I'll accept it as sloppy shorthand for someone describing what they can't eat. Bananas give me cripplingly painful stomach cramps; I have no idea why, but I just tell people I'm allergic so I don't have to deal with the effects of…

True story:

I am actually a sentient gif of Tom Hiddleston.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.