there’s a scene in the newest season of The Crown where a Palace guard runs up to a BBC camera and just puts his hand over the lens. they should have kept that guy on retainer!

Bit like how Philip knocked off a whole vindaloo that night in ‘97 without so much breaking a sweat

Option 3: Don’t spend any money on MLM schemes, and instead buy your tea-towel stocking stuffers here: https://www.radicalteatowel.com/

‘Adam Sandler and Brad Pitt discuss acting’ doesn’t have any of the nouns OR the verbs I would be looking for in a feature called “Actors on Actors.”

21% of participants “don’t feel comfortable drinking certain cocktails as they feel they are better suited for the opposite gender”

Electric stoves are so much worse than gas!

“Toasted White Chocolate Mocha”

probably about the same amount of time that you had to express your annoyance online over someone correcting someone else’s mistakes.

thank you for your service!

I think her necklace says “Steffi.” My guess is:

I feel this SO much. Thanksgiving is also the only holiday I ever ask to host, and it somehow becomes a huge production every year. I’ve gotten to host it twice in the decade I’ve been married into my partner’s family. People keep telling me to pick my battles, but like: this is my battle! I picked it... and yet I…

while we’re talking about “don’t knock it til you’ve tried it” sandwiches, I’ll make a pitch for my go-to after-school snack during middle school, the cream-cheese-and-potato-chip sandwich.

Every time Paul Hollywood opens his mouth I just want to slap it right off of him, and the fact that I’m the kind of gal that likes that sort of thing is why I’m never going to be able to quit this show.

this week was just yet another data point toward my thesis entitled The Technical Doesn’t Matter At All; They’re Just Including it At This Point to Inject Drama.

God, that’s awful. It really suggests that Harry’s right to be as upset as he is about how the press is treating Meghan—so many people seem to see them/her in the most cynical/pessimistic light they can, and then interpret everything through a lens cloudy with confirmation bias. The blind item sites, which I won’t…

I wonder if we’re related. When I was a tween, someone in my family gave me an enormous coffee-table book on the life of Eva Peron... because I was into musicals and had asked for the cast album of Evita.

He does great things, and seems like a hilarious person as well. If you haven’t heard him on Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me, I highly recommend it. Both for him, and for how much the crowd clearly adores him as well.

Exactly. I get the sense that this is a concept that Tina Fey has thought about a lot. It comes up a couple of times as well on 30 Rock, e.g., when Liz Lemon remembers high school as a time when she was picked on because of her nerdish qualities, but then you see from the other kids’ perspective how snotty and…

I have zero doubt that Martha can knit, but that poncho is most definitely crocheted. 

ooh where was the Frida exhibit? I would love to see those in person!