to be clear, I’m not saying that any fan of Harry Styles is deranged; just anyone whose fandom causes them to want to steal his clothes.

that’s a good point—they are truly making money out of nothing

But the clothes all have 24 hours surveillance, which you can look at via an iPad, specifically done for his outfits, and they have all been cryogenically frozen in time to preserve them.

Rudd and DiCaprio went to a bar

oh yeah, he swings hard, and ends up whiffing most of the time. every once in a while, for me at least, he does connect, so I’d rank him above Jenny.

Ken has the lowest lows, but very occasionally makes me genuinely laugh.

I see that. I also kind of want to give him some credit, because even for non-jerks who are not intentionally coming from the “screw anyone who doesn’t share my opinion” perspective, I think it’s often quite difficult to separate your own intentions from your product when you are the artist.

Seriously! What is wrong with mauve food!? As long as it tastes like blueberry, then that’s a completely appropriate color for it. Now if it was that color but tasted like mint or something, then I’d raise an eyebrow. But I’d absolutely eat a purple mousse.

Yes! I was actually trying to remember the other day which baker/season that was, and couldn’t, partially because it was several episodes before I even noticed her disability at all, and it was never made any amount of focus throughout her season. (I literally spent a day thinking “was it maybe Martha, from the season…

Random Quacks of Kindness

I’m in the US. I guess I just feel like they’re allowing him to be genuinely upset at things, and then later he has more perspective and is like “yeah, I was really upset! I can laugh about it now!” Honestly, I think if they were going for drama, they wouldn’t have Sandi and Noel comforting and cheering the bakers on;…

Respectful counterpoint on Michael, coming from someone who has also struggled with anxiety and depression: I have liked that they’ve shown him struggling, because I think that’s a really important thing to be allowed to be shown on TV.

that’s good!

Can you be a card-carrying geology nerd if you don’t??

if I didn’t have a full-time job and little kids, I promise these sorts of shenanigans would be top of my list. retirement goals, if instagram is still a thing then! maybe by then it will finally include some form of the holograms that I have been promised since my youth <shakes fist at the sky>

now imagining an instagram account that just responds to celebs and influencers posting shots of themselves in gorgeous natural locations with details about the geology or ecology of the background.

You can’t just drop that and leave! Where is it??

Somewhere in the Grand Canyon—another natural feature created by the changing tectonic plates beneath North America

so glad you got out of that first relationship; even happier you found your current partner! it’s crazy how totally glaring the differences between healthy and awful relationships like that are in retrospect, yet how long it can take to realize while in the bad relationships that they’re as dysfunctional as they are.

yep, that’s SUCH a red flag. if your partner is threatened rather than proud at your success? RUN.