I have so many reactions to this.

I can’t wait for the scene in Series 7 or whatever of The Crown where Elizabeth* pauses her Apple TV on a shot of Matt Smith saying something particularly sexist, immediately gets an RSS Feed alert about Peter Morgan’s Guardian interview, clip-clops down the hallway to dictate that response to her secretary, and then…

I was kind of thinking Helena would end up being more of an Ugne—trying crazy enough things that sometimes she knocks it out of the park, but other times it crashes down around her.

It’s butt evidence.

your friend sounds like he may be driven by the same (whatever) as Dan Mallory, the suspense writer/publisher who possibly/probably faked a serious illness among a whole fabric of other lies: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/02/11/a-suspense-novelists-trail-of-deceptions

This is why (if you have time for multiple coffee runs) you should order the short even if you drink a lot of coffee. Your coffee will always be hot.

yep. came here to post this, glad that so many others are already all over it.

if it only had an exclamation point at the end, I would assume it was the story of Brendon Urie’s Faustian bargain to become a golden-voiced rock star.

I loved Claudia; I never put two and two together, but I used to hide halloween candy ALL OVER my room and I bet she was why!

you’d be thirsty too if you spilled all your water on your shirt

I couldn’t understand why they wouldn’t just replace me with another actress

genuine question, because I don’t spend enough time on hashtag-using platforms to keep up with the ebbs and flows of the culture, but... is tagging individual words a “thing” now (like, “I don’t care that this doesn’t help anyone find my post and messes up the numbers on what’s trending; I just want to send a message”)…

and it’s surely to her credit

if this somehow happens and you do go on the show, for the love of GOD please study the maps of Africa and South America beforehand.

Can confirm that he is lovely and gracious. I used to work as a minion on a show he came to see every year, and he was always so nice to everyone, regardless of their status.

Holly Griggs-Spall, a writer who believes The Pill is an “addictive” drug created to keep women sexually available and in the workforce

Do people in Manhattan actually own cars?

“The main thing, as always, is that baby gets fed.”

That was my first question as well.

luckily, her parents are wealthy enough to deal with the inevitable and inexorable switch from “I only eat one brand of macaroni and cheese” to “I only eat one brand of frozen chicken nuggets.”