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Some of this makes sense, like the diaper argument, but I’m not sure where you shop that you end up with a 32oz tub of face cream...

That is such an awesome dress. I bet you looked like a babbbbe.

I wore this dress to death (ok, at least 3 or 4 times) last year and felt so great in it. I guess that’s what makes fashion so subjective?

It’s a weird, weird world we live in. I’m sure it’s a well-meant gift and one much needed for legal bills. However, it is so odd to me that we are at the point where press releases about goodwill gestures and gifts have to be issued or else the public and peers will accuse you of being a false friend or bad feminist

What are my legal rights as far as turning this into an ebook to sell on Amazon? Because this is one dinosaur short of a best seller there.

Did we date the same guy? Did he tell you he got that scar on his back from getting shot?

I call 100% bullshit on all of this. I dated a guy who enjoyed making up outlandish shit like this to get sympathy and attention and then denying he ever said it later. This story has a lot of similarities to what my ex used to spew.

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

Perpetual single here - if this is a real story, what exactly does this relationship bring that would make you put up with even 10% of this?

I was just going to do a normal “you tried” star but this seems more appropriate!

But it’s bad, baaad writing. This is almost as bad as that Ed Sheeran lyric, “will your lips remember the taste of my love?” PFFFFFTTTT.

I’m trying to figure out if I’m more put off by their piss-poor attempt at erotica or the dude’s panolpy of shitty tats.

Sally Mustang? So she’s powerful and stylish but the ride is terrible and there’s a real gas problem?* **

Please. For the love of all that is holy. Do not write a book about your love. No one cares about your love. Own the fact that you write porn. There’s no shame. Just own it.

Instagram told Sally to slow her Mustang down, And put her flat feet on the ground, when all she wants to do is ride, Sally, ride.

Between this and the Paul Ryan/Mel Gibson mash up abomination...

that key change in the theme song still gives me chills

I AM SO READY. Netflix has been yawn-worthy lately.

New Unbreakable. New Archer. New BoJack. And hopefully new F is for Family.

TITUSSSSSSSSS

And though your time there is mostly harmless fun, there’s always something a little off about the experience. For your cousin, it’s when [S]he screams at the dog.