If I saw someone wearing those denim sneakers, I would not think that they cost $1k+.

I would think Payless. No amount of arguing about “quality” would dissuade me.

I can’t tell if this satire or trolling....

Staring for your name+avatar.

That Kohl’s dress is wonderful (especially on my chubby 5’1” frame). I bought one last week, and I’m planning on going back and picking up at least two more in different colors. I actually think that it looks better on chubby/plus than the model. I have a small sample size of 4, but I feel like that’s scientific…

Oh, I can’t unsee it now.

I work for a University that has strong ties with the government. It’s not that hard to track down YikYak if you want to. A YikYak account still has specific identifies associated with your phones unique IP address (it’s not really an IP address, but the basics are similar) and therefor your phone number. It’s how the…

Yeah, I use to read it daily when it was still newish, but it's just steadily became more and more gross. Amazingly, I still see 90% of the same things that are actually funny/cute from just existing on the internet without having to wade through the unsavoriness of the Chive.

I think it's the "secret club" mentality…

That's awesome, and makes a lot more sense. Thanks for putting me at ease!

I haven't played this one yet, but it looks better put together than some other "citizen science" games that have been put out.

They always make me so nervous though. I'm afraid that I'll answer wrong and screw up the data.

I'm rocking that 28 inch inseam, so believe me, I feel yah.

Obviously the versions available to we peasants won't be as comfortable since we won't be allowed the soft fabrics, but instead stiff denim or itchy poly-rayon blends. A soft sweatpants-esque version will probably pop up, but I'm hoping it dies swiftly, because, seriously, the stretchy gaucho look was awful.

Texas has weird ass zoning laws though, especially when it comes to churches. So it may just work.

Are wine drinks like "cheese flavored food"?

But then you do have people who do end up with issues. I'm just wondering what makes the difference. Like why you've never gotten sick, but one McDonalds worker doesn't wash their hands and there's a community wide outbreak of ebola related illness.

Yeah, that is what I mean. Even if there's no noticable abouts of poo, aren't those germs still there? I don't mean it like "eww, germs" but more like "I wish I could let my SO go to town without worrying that he'll end up with a trip to the hospital" (Legitimately asking for the science, not throwing shade)

I'm not trying to say that eating ass is bad, or shame it. But I'm just always confused on how to not get legitimately sick from intestinal bacteria. Even if you're fresh out the shower don't you still run that risk? (Unless they have a steam treatment for your ass, too)

Although hygiene is always preferred (especially in face+genitalia situations), aren't you still going to get ass germs no matter how much you wash?

Fair enough.

I was given an opal necklace by my almost abusive asshole of an ex-fiance as an early wedding present (although I did break up with him the day before our wedding...so yah know, I'm considered the asshole a lot), and they make me extremely uncomfortable and anxious now. I can still function and move on when I see…

Thank you for this gem. Do you think I could get copies of the Grand Fork Herald in Maryland? Because she makes me want to become a regular reader.