I’ve been married almost 19 years and with my husband for 23 plus years. We have two kids. And I used to be a family law attorney. Not all marriages are shitshows. Marriage and parenting is hard. Some days it is amazing and fun. Some days you want to get into your car and drive off the edge of the earth. Anxiety…

Christie should just legally change his name to “the gimp” at this point.

These would be perfect if I allowed my sub to wear anything.

I just want to point out that any and all white people are welcome to my hypothetical cookout if they bring some good food and/or drinks. But that applies to all races. You’re not getting in empty handed unless you’re family. And even family won’t if they owe me money, which leaves most of them out. But keep in mind…

Can we just cancel the damn cookout?

I’ve designed slot machines for the last ten years and worked in the casino industry most of my adult life. .. I am pretty much convinced that self awareness, moral agency and free will are illusions.

There are awesome WW costumes that are completely appropriate for younger girls and teens. They are a bit harder to find, but you can with some quick searching. My problem was finding something for my daughter that fit right. She’s super tall so the kids’ costumes don’t fit her right but she’s 8 so wearing an adult…

I guess I was a WW toddler prostitot. When I was 3 I rocked my Wonder Woman Underoos for Halloween complete with wristbands and a crown my mom made out of cardboard.

This is shade, right? RIGHT?!?

Today’s winner:

I have lived alone but living with another person is nice. As long as you’re comfortable being “alone” together (you can share a space without having to be up in each other’s shit all the time) you’ll be fine. And now you have a person around to cuddle whenever you want, and who is also required to help you bring in…

Wait, I thought the Titanic was saved from hitting the iceberg by the First Mate I. P. Freely?

Starred for ‘reverse-Von Trapp'.

My mother is severely mentally ill. She crosses the line daily into severe emotional abuse. It bothers me because she doesn’t treat others as abusively, which makes it hard to know how much control she has over her actions.