Anyone who reins in their bullshit relatives instead of hunching down and making sad and apologetic faces at the waiter but saying nothing is a hero in my book. Not enough people are willing to prevent unnecessary bullshit because they’re too afraid of conflict. If Mom is pitching a shitfit, tell her to shut the fuck…

Excuse you. You can’t twerk to the Ballad of Jayne Cobb.

+1 Browncoated rebelious twerking teenager

I hope this dude has to go poo real bad one day and he wanders into a nearby eatery to use their facilities to go poo. But when he requests the permission to do so, he is denied entrance into the restroom and he just goes poo on his self. Shamed, and browned, he leaves sad. With poo.

i hope he steps on a lego

“Stiffing him by taking the 20 percent off is exactly what he deserved.”

#WeAreRollo

Everyone will call my child Liz for short and when someone asks if her full name is Elizabeth she will have to answer “No, it’s Lizard.”

As a dude, this whole double standard is puzzling as hell.

Scene- My bedroom, 2 AM, after a bottle and a half of wine.
Players (In a theatre sense, not like, a gross way to say ‘lovers’ or whatever)- My husband and also my me.

We were young, early 20’s, shitty on wine, having laugh sex, where we sort of clumsily bounced around the bedroom, laughing and not totally putting all…

He might feel differently if HE had ever been pregnant. Particularly if he had a really miserable pregnancy, with lots of barfing, and enforced bed rest, and a really really nasty birth.....

The baby was delivered by planned C Section, precisely because labour and childbirth would have been so physically dangerous. That poor little girl.

He probably thinks pregnancy is no worse than putting a pillow under your shirt. Pregnancy was the most miserable time of my life, and I’m a grown, rather fit woman who had a “easy” pregnancy. That poor little girl. Huckabee is a sadistic shitstain. I frighten myself when I think of all the bad things I want to happen…

I thought this guy was an idiot, but now i can’t help but think Huckabee is evil. A 10 year old rape victim. A child whose body is not fully grown being forced to maintain a pregnancy. There is no other word that fits men like this.

One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

His rationale for such a decision is two-fold Huckabee explained, it protects both fetus and mother: “There are two victims. One is the child; the other is that birth mother who often will go through extraordinary guilt years later when she begins to think through what happened — with the baby, with her.

I hope his face gets pregnant with a brain tumor.