They keep track of literally everything possible, or close to it. When you pause, when you fast-forward and rewind. How many episodes you watched in a row, which episode you stopped on and then what you watched after that. What language you watch in, whether you watch with subtitles. It goes on and on.

Know what needs a reboot?

Hardcastle & McCormick.

Crusty judge Brian Dennehy and gritty ex-con Garret Dillahunt go after white-collar scofflaws in a sweet-ass car.

(Maybe make ‘em a gay married couple, too.)

Tell me that wouldn’t be amazing.

I watched Murphy Brown as a kid and while excited am a bit hesitant. It could be great, but it all depends on the writing. Also we need the assistant of the week or no show at all.

Eeeee can’t wait for Murphyyyy!!!

I can get Cobra Kai episodes across the border if you can send Cuban cigars back the other way. The hand-off will be at the St Regis Mohawk Reservation on the St. Lawrence River...

Murphy Brown could be fun. Much rather watch it then another season of Rosanne’s revival

OG Magnum was also part of the H50 universe, just a touch less blatantly. *This* version therefore cross-connects to the NCIS family, JAG, and probably others. If Richard Belzer shows up, it’ll be off the chain.

You forgot Harrison Ford quipping with Leia and C-3PO.

Fairly sure Lucas never actually had a plan and has been winging it since 1982

“And I thought they smelled bad on the outside” and “Who are you calling scruffy-looking?” are reaction lines straight outta the Laugh Fatory

Haha I have a four-day beard going right now, and just today looked in the mirror and said “who’s scruffy looking?” so I’m in the club as well.

I still say ‘Laugh it up, fuzzball!’, but then again, I am a fucking dork.

Right?  One of my favorite things in Star Wars history is the old behind the scenes clip of Harrison Ford bitching to Lucas about how clunky the dialogue is in Star Wars--don’t remember the exact wording but it was something along the lines of “George, you can type this shit, but you can’t say it!”

Never tell him odds of there being sand!

C’mon, the ‘We’re all fine here, how are you?’ line is hilarious. Especially with his facial expression.

I WANT TO SEE LANDO’S ELEVEN RIGHT NOW YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

They decided to save that for Star Wars Eleven, a Star Wars Story.  

I dug Last Jedi but I feel like Canto Bite seemed like it had so much cooler potential based on some of the behind the scenes material they released than what ended up in the film. The idea of hiding a musical number in the middle of the film to introduce the Codebreaker, actually letting Finn and Rose play dress up…

I was ten when Star Wars was released. Needless to say, it had an amazing influence on me, and I can be very protective of it. I have strong opinions as to where the prequel’s went wrong, and how much it seemed that George Lucas didn’t understand what his story was or what made his first films special.

I don’t know if seeing the movie will change my mind, but it seems plausible that there’s demand for a Lando movie, and that it could follow some of these characters enough to feel like a sequel to this film, while letting Han mostly wander off in the general direction of A New Hope