kitchwitchery
KitchWitchery
kitchwitchery

Yep if it feels too good to be true then I’m going to fact check it. Like the supposed 1998 People magazine interview where Trump laid out his plan to capture Fox News voters because they were stupid. I’ve seen a lot of friends also point out when something was fake. The difference I saw was in the reaction.

Hi. Allow me to do some amateur internet analysis of your co-worker:

Have you seen the new miniseries version of 1984? Whoops. Sorry. I’m confused. That’s the evening news I’m watching.

I guess now, she’s just Istice...

Water is essence of wetness .

It was probably very easy to carry her through the park. I imagine she weighs about 79 lbs, and can probably fold herself into the shape of a hat or scarf.

I’m seeing a whole lot of this.

Okay, maybe I am just super cynical right now, but seeing how the evening turned out, I just don’t believe someone that could be branded as a socialist Jewish person by the opposition was going to carry the midwest states and rural areas Hillary couldn’t (and I’m saying that as a Jewish person). Edited: maybe he

I love when the Post publishes absolute gibberish. If the voters reject him, he is not a “hugely popular candidate.”

“A reporter asked: “So, Mr. Trump, you’ll seek his counsel?”

“some wonderful and some difficulties. I very much look forward to dealing with the president in the future, including counsel.”

i havent noticed that at all....PSYCH!

I loved that Sandy’s hill was the towel charms. Like, that’s where you’re planting your flag? That’s where you’re taking your stand? That prompted an email?

I literally had no idea that when you wrote for a blog, you had to take some super sacred journalist oath to not have opinions.

Why is Mike Pence’s dog in hell?

Certainly you mean “dissorder”. Also, mental dissorders are treated with “chemo”, and Trump is the chemo. So I guess just watch some YouTubes of The Apprentice?

Hey guys - is there any room to fit “collection of menstruating waterheads” under the banner on the Jez main page? It would be a shame to lose such a quality clap-back to the ether.

“Looser...” what? Pants? Lips? Shoelaces???

“At least he was in a men’s locker room.” That about sums it up.