My mom had Debbie Reynolds’s aerobics VHS when I was growing up.

Keith Richards has essentially embalmed himself though, so who’d know if he was dead?

Keith Richards will outlive every last one of us, though. :)

(laugh track)

I recall that they already “flipped the script” in the sixties by turning the cast into animated cavemen.

“One’a these days, Alice! Ka-pow! Right in the pussy!”

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

Be careful mentioning skirt steaks to him, though, he might grab it by the rib eye.

He prefers to skirt the issue. A real round about way to chuck an idea into the brisket.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I once said the name of the person I was having sex with and he stopped what he was doing and said, “What?” That was the last time I did that.

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I’m just gonna say it, I don’t think I’ve ever said the other person’s name in bed.

Why aren’t he & Nick Offerman doing a show about woodworking? While Megan and Felicity sit there and drink wine?

This is the hard-hitting journalism I come to Jezebel for.

 The Craft. Lara Craft.

Plot twist! The fourth witch is Jennifer Aniston and the past 12 years have all been a plot to destroy men by tanking Brad Pitt’s career.