A contract beach doesn’t sound too bad...

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

I make so many mistakes my blood is TypO but this one made my morning

I want her and John Oliver to be my real family.

“take a Tic Tac and grab her by the pussy is the closest thing to a plan Donald Trump has described this entire election.”

You rang?

Jane Krakowski in everything.

Time to make my favorite cocktail, the Frank Schlong!

What’s that big white bird in the sky?

♫ Synonym’s just another word for the word you wanna use ♫

Came here for this. Embarrassment of riches

I don’t know. As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one person that can play Jackie Jormp-Jomp...

Time for some Janet Jopler!

“with this matured Eric Cartman have been dredged up for further media speculation.”

And it’s a very, very expensive (free) process.

Aaaand now Hook is stuck in my brain.

It was the acid washed emails ok???