I don’t think I would have survived my 20s without that exact snack/booze combination.

Hear fucking hear. She was perfection in that role.

Misread that as “Geocities universe we are living in.”

Thank you!

hey kit harington:

hey white guys:

And Lego Batman, who had more than a dash of douche.

Alternatively, it means someone so used to seeing the age/power differential that she’s also a part of it still noticed the pattern as worth remarking on . . . which really doesn’t say much for Will Arnett.

I remember reading some article on Dlisted about how Megan Fox thinks she looks like Alan Alda (!?!?! lolwut) and the Michael K was like “you only WISH you were as radiant as that hot slut Alan” and the whole exchange was pretty hilarious so I’m okay with Megan Fox

I don’t know if that was a purposeful smart girls reference but damn I love me that AskAmy series <3 (And you’re totally right).

Years ago she did an interview where she said, “speaking in public — instant diarrhea.” I will forever love her for being all of us with that statement.

I wasn’t sure what CBB was, and the first result when I googled it was Celebrity Big Brother. I was about to be incredibly disappointed in Nick Kroll but then realized that it was Comedy Bang Bang.

I think that's a fair assessment based solely on the amount of self-tanner he wears.

Will Arnett has always given me very strong “Take your drink with you” vibes.

She might be crazy with astrology and “alternative history” but she seems rather harmless with that and she makes me laugh. She's good in my book.

Well played Megan. We can be friends again.