That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.
I haven’t been on Gawker in like 2 weeks and I regret it because this is hilarious and very accurate. Like, she’s not the WORST, but compared to the other actors she looks like a HUGE ham. Sometimes when I feel a friend is being a little too overdramatic I’ll yell “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS”
What? Was Emma Stone not available?
I want Rami Malek somehow involved in this.
I didn’t read the article at all (although I feel like I have a grip on what the gist is, and am already annoyed), but what is this tiny Team America puppet hand that is in front of Leo’s face? Am I the only one who sees this?
Excuse me: here is my man your man!
Why did they have to preface the fact she's gay by her accomplishments? So if she was a B average student and smoked weed with diesel mamas on the weekends, she wouldn't be worth it?
I like that you are in your own phone as Bobby and not Robert or whatever. I text myself little reminders from time to time and they always show up with my full legal name and then I feel like my phone is not mad at me it’s just disappointed.
This is an abomination. I am confused. I thought rosé has been having a moment because people like me finally discovered that there is actually good (not sweet) rosé that exists and consequently we are buying it by the case, creating a demand that is being met by more and more producers selling in the American market.…
But that is the perfect outfit for cycling through the palace of Versailles.
It was brilliant, but your 10% battery is giving me vicarious anxiety
BRB starting band called The Sloppy Brunchers.
The Emoji Bible doesn’t even come close to this masterpiece.
“Do you like to drink? Want another excuse to get drunk in a fun yet, elegant fashion?”
My Arbor Mist-loving husband would inhale this, and now I’m off to google “bourbon slushies” so I have something to drink too.
... why would you take the strawberries out? Like, toss some strawberries in that biiiiiih, won’t no one mind.
Last night, my two-year-old son and I watched Hillary Clinton deliver her historic victory speech on CNN, me sucking…