Yes! Sweet Jesus did it make him sound entitled and bitter.

It’s the equivalent of a toddler throwing a tantrum and mashing their PB&J into the carpet because they wanted it with the crusts CUT OFF, DAMMIT!

#ImWithSureWhatever

#GirlIGuessImWithHer Protip: Just imagine that a large number of those awful “Hillbots” (and BernieBros, while we are at it) on the internet are actually AltRight trolls* purposefully trying to divide the left, either because they are Trump supporters or because they are just intolerable assholes. Voting for Hillary…

That Politico article that dropped about his campaign last night is... illuminating, to say the least.

But it only comes in Whiskey Tortoise. Judy is too much of an Autumn for Whiskey Tortoise.

OK, Dad.

Matt McGory is probably the sweetest, most earnest and genuine person, yet everything he does annoys me.

Is a pickle cocktail straight up pickle juice? I might be down to try that.

I WAS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHO SHE REMINDED ME OF.

you’re welcome.

Is it wrong that I want Euron to arrive in Mereen expecting to be the big stud, but instead finds Dany taken up with Yara? I’ve wanted Dany to swing that way since the first season when her handmaiden was teaching her how to get it on with Khal Drogo.

I love her. But I also kinda want Spike to walk in, throw her in a cage and hoist her up to the sunlight...

This is true, but I think her main motivation in bending to the Faith is to protect, and ultimately free, Loras. If he weren’t still in prison and she’d seen the Tyrell army roll up...she’d have been like “let’s do this.”

Is he going to show up at her doorstep asking for a cure to his greyscale? It ties in to Melisandre (I remember someone said greyscale can only be cured by fire?) and Davos and Shireen...anyway, yes. I want her to pop him in his self-pitying face with a sharp put down that deflates his obsession with Dany like whoa.…

I would hit it like the fists of seven angry gods.

Blackfish is the hottest 70 year old in Westeros and did more with a glare than anyone else. Jaime was not that impressive.

Another thing making me happy is imagining how fast Lady Mormont would put Ser “Nice Guy” Jorah Mormont, Lord of the Friendzone straight into his place. Please let that happen.

I was rewatching eps from a previous season a few days ago and I had forgotten all about the part where Tormund’s going on about the proper way to fuck, foreplay “to get her all nice and wet like a baby seal” included. Brienne definitely needs to get on that.