Her little shoulder shimmy is making me all kinds of happy.

Yeah, that was always Palin’s excuse too. All that “Gotcha journalism”, gee golly and dontcha know?

“And cyber.”

Pretty sure she’s been vocal about not getting anything nipped or tucked. She’s thinner now, but if you see close up pictures she’s aged beautifully but normally.

They all look SO AMAZING. Maybe Megan Mullally has aged a little, but the woman is 57 FFS. Eric McCormack HAS NOT CHANGED. What voodoo is this?

He said it like three times! My husband was like, I’m guessing he said “big league”? Which I suppose could be possible, given the “Stabina” thing. But would it make any more sense?

I got some beautiful floral ones, but they hurt like a son of a bitch and they’re fucking CANVAS. How do you break in canvas?? :(

I’m so mad that I gave my sister my Mary Jane Docs from the 90s. She still taunts me by wearing them.

I don’t know. Did you see the Revenant?

I’m kind of like that when people start going after Trump’s looks (I know it’s SO TEMPTING OH MY GOD HE’S FUCKING ORANGE) but after a while you’re stooping to his level. There’s so much more to go after him about!

I was watching that the other night and cried. “He didn’t keep his promise!”

Wait. What’s with the “I’m With Human” shirt? Is this a thing I don’t get? Couldn’t be an I’m with child pun, right? I see the arrow, just curious.

I usually stop watching when April shows up.

She secretly eats healthy at her own place, but Lorelei would be crushed if she found out.

I thought he got the news from himself. He has a very good brain.

I spent a full two Mr. Robot episodes going WHERE HAVE I SEEN THAT DUDE before finally realizing he was in Gilmore Girls. I’ve watched GG FAR too many times when a character who literally had two lines in one episode was that easy to call up.

He was laughing at me that I found it to be so romantic.

I’m 36! Was totally too old for the first Pokemon infestation. But damn it, these little fuckers are fun.

Yeah, that’s pretty much how it played out with me and my husband. Haha

Nah, I’ll wait. Thank you, though. :)