I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

‘... promoter equity by focusing on what unites our students and reducing visible gaps between those of different means,” and that hair extensions, “tend to be very expensive.”’

It will be just like the real movie...an illegal, expensive backstreet butchering resulting in a raging life-threatening infection. So, you know. It could just as easily be set in 2018.

Also, don’t all Israeli’s serve in their army at the age of 18 for at least two years? Meaning all Israeli’s have some sort of military training.

The punchline to Trumpenstein’s favorite joke is “The Autocrats!”

With the caveat that I haven’t yet seen last night’s episode:

Dicks aside, I’m amazed this turned out to be so good. I was very, very worried - so much of the book is about tone - and they’ve captured it perfectly. The lighting people need all the awards.

Yeah no. I’ll be the obnoxious German person who says: sure, keep the plantations, the market auction platforms, the shackles and huts. Keep the gallows and whips. Make them into museums and commemorative spaces to grieve, respect and remember the victims.

Look, I get the idea of being upset about a civil war statue. As effed up as it is, especially ‘cause he lost, it is history.

Wait... white nationalists decided to protest with tiki-torches? So, we’re supposed to be buying into an ideology of the inherent superiority of white men who have to go out and buy torches from Walmart, which were probably manufactured in China and made off a design aesthetic that was appropriated from Polynesian…

They were literally carrying torches. I thought that was going to be hyperbole. GrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRRGH! 

Really, this situation is ridiculous. Choice is the law of the land; sneaking into clinics feels like the current version of back alleys. Abortions should be freely performed in every hospital in every state. Why does it feel as though we are condemned to be singled out as slutty sluts and have to traverse a gauntlet.

Hey Kara, no joke, if you ever remove Shady Baby Kara from the main image, my soul is going to die a little bit.

‘Healthy Texas Woman’ sounds like a country song about a chick who likes to eat barbecue.

Ted Cruz has failed upward in the grand tradition of Woodrow Wilson: he is so loathed by his colleagues at every level that they encourage his ambitions to get him away from them.

Never, EVER forget that the most important thing you can be as a woman is beautiful.

The bottles immediately reminded me of these guys, albeit not as trippy and cool.

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I have a friend who was born without a hand. A guy broke up with her because “watching her struggle” with one hand was too hard for him. Poor pookie.

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”