Conway is getting iced out. Stephen Miller seems to be where it’s at now.

You know how we were drilled repeatedly with the “look both ways before crossing the street” thing? And now whenever you attempt to cross a street your body/brain involuntarily forces you to look both ways? (okay, drunk people’s brains work differently but that’s a different topic)

I was not in favor of abortion for myself (always supported choice for others) until I experienced a (really) delightful pregnancy. After that experience I just had a bone-deep understanding, knowledge really, that a fetus is in NO WAY a person. It’s not. And if the mother doesn’t want the parasite inside her anymore…

Frankly, the “host” analogy fails miserably too. If I “invite” someone into my home as a “host,” I can tell them to leave whenever the fuck I want to. And if they don’t, I can call the police on them...or if I am a gun-totin’ republican, stand my ground and shoot them. So apparently hosts don’t have rights only when…

Abortion is illegal here, no exceptions even for fetal incompatibility with life (the main argument seems to be that we should let “God” decide when to take the baby up to heaven) or rape (a Congressman recently said if that were legal, women would arrange to have consensual rape so they could then get an abortion).…

It’s like all those photos of individuals dressed as their expressed gender saying ‘does it look like I belong in the (opposite gender) bathroom’. Nobody would think twice if this kid walked in to the men’s room, it’s the women’s room that would raise eyebrows. This does not be such an issue.

Same. I had a love-or-hate response to her characters on SNL. I think Kristin’s film work has been far better and funnier. She shines when she plays more straightforward comedy, instead of relying on the super-weird, manic stuff. I remember, before Bridesmaids and her other movies and before I even knew who she was,…

It’s almost as if when SNL has a President and administration that they can mock, they are on top of their game. They were so great during W’s years and then started nosediving during the Obama years, because they had nobody to make fun of really, and now they are on their A-game because of the surreal levels of awful…

Clearly, the woman is a hero/saint and doing the lord’s work. We commit his body. Amen

She has no business being in jail for that kind of offence. Christ.

We apparently live in bizarro world where people end up in jail with 10k bonds for *driving on a suspended license*.

Seriously, she had no business being there. Impound the car if she’s a dangerous driver, stick an ankle monitor on her, whatever, but jail? FFS. What a waste of money.

J.K Rowling is just amazing. I love when she takes on idiots.

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

Ya, lactose tolerance just means at least some of your ancestors herded cows and sheep and shit. Just imagine how impoverished your life must be that a tummy enzyme that lets you drink something for baby mammals is, in your mind, something you have going for you.

Great article. Thank you. I appreciate you reviewing the history of the treaty and its importance then and now.

Kinda makes it seem worth it to invest in a fake pregnancy belly (doesn’t have to be a full 9-monther. 5 or 6-monther should do) to work out in. It has got to be much less uncomfortable than the alternative...

The people who get laid the least? Fucking weirdo dudes who are obsessed with getting laid. Meet people. Treat them like people. More often then you think, these people will want to have sex with you if you behave like this.

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Absurdist Words made a great point on Twitter a while back that the coupling of sexual conquest to masculine identity is toxic because it renders a man’s identity as an adult to factors outside himself.

One does not become a man through responsibility or diligence in his professional or personal life, nor his…

Wow.