“Usually I stay clear of asians, but I guess you’re alright” (me) “what do you mean?” (him again) “well you know, asian chicks tend to get hysterical after a while, but you’re only half so... that’s cool”

“You’re surprisingly vocal for a walking anus.”

Wow! Thanks for all the supportive comments. The person who said the second one said they meant it in a non offensive way. I was like “whhhaaaatt?!”

I was talking to my therapist, who is also a real estate agent, about backhanded compliments and how to deal with them. He told me that his real estate clients regularly compliment him on how transparent and honest a salesman he is, you know, for a Jew.

A Nice Guy™ I went to school with told me I was “a stereotypical hot girl.”

I didn’t know it was a neg at the time, but several times I got the one where the guy asks if you’re wearing colored contacts. And then insists you are no matter what you say. I have very distinctive eyes, so it didn’t strike me as an odd thing to ask at first. When they keep doing it, though, it’s like wtf do you…

I know I’m not eligible, but I’ll leave this here for everyone to enjoy as Exhibit A in those fun professional negs:

“You have beautiful eyes but they are the saddest and most tragic ones I’ve ever seen”

“You don’t look Mexican at all. You’re actually really pretty. What else are you mixed with?”

whoops that was supposed to be in quotes. Happened to me. “Most Indian girls have so many sexual hangups!”

“Your English is great. You almost sound totally American. It's nice to hear someone actually try.”

“You're lucky cause you mostly look white."

“Girls who have been raped are normally fucking crazy; you actually seem really normal and pretty stable.”

Considering that it doesn’t cover a specific gender, yes, this would be bad news for female students that show a violent prediliction to forcing others into unwanted sexual contact.

Konami you say....?

Can’t believe I’m defending Diplo, but what’s wrong with what he said? Why do we hate on a 56 year old woman for portraying herself as sexy but not a 65 year old Caitlyn Jenner? You can read something however you want, but maybe he’s not saying because Caitlyn is transgendered but because 65 is considered old. People…

Okay, Chris Pratt. If that’s the case, maybe you should stop talking and just look pretty.

I knew once Mr. Pratt reached this level of fame and opened his mouth to speak, the bad would come out. UGH. I knew it was too good to be true.

Like...this is white people appropriating a hate crime. WHITE PEOPLE APPROPRIATING A HATE CRIME. Can we seriously fucking not?

This has been driving me to the point of a rage stroke every time I see this screen grab on Twitter. Fox News - a.) you are absolutely part of the culture that created this homicidal monster, in fact a driving fucking force and b.) do not take this hate crime and instance of domestic terrorism and weave it into your…