Maybe we should go back to slave labor. That worked out pretty well for everyone back then, at least that’s what Paula Deen tells me. I trust Paula with all my financial advice.

I think we can just agree that these individuals should never have sex with anyone, ever, for the rest of their natural lives.

This is footsies 101. You keep a focus on possible moves your opponent could use at a particular time, and then mark those in your head while keeping your character at a range where you can punish. When the opponent violates that space, then you react.

She uses Capoeira.

Scrub confirmed.

Highly doubt it. Meter counting is practically impossible because trying to keep track of every meter change while still playing the game is not going to happen, even for the most experienced players.

Well if American rhetoric is any indication, raising wages for artists will make the products themselves go up in cost so no one will buy them anymore. The solution should be to pay the artists less, so the price of the product must inevitably go down and become more affordable to everyone else. In fact, why are we…

That’s the danger of ‘viewer feedback’. Sometimes it’s cool when devs ask the fans what they want, but that shit backfires hard when people get too needy.

I think he’s taking the piss.

(Disclosure: Game Loading features developer Zoe Quinn, who I once dated.)

Imagine the banning system too. Instead of making decisions based on text, people would have to actually listen to recorded audio files, stored somewhere, for a whole fucking game to make decisions.

At least I’m famous for something I guess. I’m still gone on the site though. I’ll miss you guys.

My posts haven’t been showing up there for the past few months. I don’t know how Kinja works, but when I post on sister sites I can always come back to my posts; when I post on Jez it disappears and it’s like I never posted it. I’ve been relegated to Kotaku for the past couple months and I’m losing my fucking mind.…

SoundCloud will begin incorporating advertising and for the first time let artists and record labels collect royalties. Eventually, it plans to introduce a paid subscription that will let listeners skip those ads, as they can with Spotify and other licensed services.

You are literally the reason why voice chat would be the worst thing that could possibly happen to LoL.

I just don’t want to talk to you nerds. Or listen to your voices.

I can’t wait to blast trashy rap music in champ select while autolocking Brand mid. We definitely need more of this.

Maybe it’s trying to tell you something.

Wow, that was almost like a modern art exhibit.

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