ur trying rly hard so i'll just bring out of the greys. guys, give him a pat on the head.

My BS detector went off as soon as I read the phrase "filthy beast".

Super paranoid about being followed, but couldn't lose the PI actually following and proceeded to cheat like mad anyway. Ratting on each other mid-cheat to throw the other lying slut under the bus first (women, amiright?). The amazing leet hacker skills of Zero Cool our tragic hero. Immediately turning around and…

I only skimmed the original, but that line about "I make 212 a year and she only makes 30, so I can afford a better attorney" had a strong whiff of low-rent American Psycho about it.

"It's was like I was speaking to toddlers."

I'm with the "this is fake" crowd. There have been too many inconsistencies and unbelievable twists and turns.

"Most of the time she looked like a confused elderly panda, but one day a server accidentally spilled a glass of water in her lap and she stood up and started cursing the server in tongues — I swear she looked like an enraged demon from a Miyazaki film, hair swirls, red eyes, and everything."

It's the best thing I've read in weeks and I'm crying.

They're called African Americans. We brought them over on boats for free labor. In modern America they're considered individual people no different than us except far more likely to get shot by white cops.

American Sniper apparently also promotes something quite different:

I just thought you should know that this article is flawless.

I accept the pull of nostalgia - and I must admit to being unaware of pretty much all these guys - but Pikachu... Pikachu looks soooooo much better. Original Pikachu is just a fat lump with a cute face, the new one has personality, has the ability to have personality.

I love how many nerds rush to sneer at sports, like their pursuits are somehow more noble or meaningful.

Don't forget the gamers who realize that the more and more responsibilities they accrue the more carefully they have to scrutinize their game choice due to lack of free time.

Male sexuality can be summed up by imagining the worst, most inappropriate thing possible and realizing that, at that very moment, some dude is enthusiastically fapping to it.

Honestly, though? I'm not surprised. Fewer than 5% of rapists ever spend a single day in jail. Doesn't matter if it's a male or female perpetrator, or a male or female victim. Justice is almost never served. That's rape culture for you.

There's no such thing as "disproportionate snark" when it comes to attention whores.

Yeah no thanks. I'm bordering on asexual these days and I'm dealing with some serious discomfort around my own feelings on sex anyway. I'd rather not have to deal with those feelings in this particular way. I've always been of the view that I won't judge anyone's kinks as long as everyone involved is a consenting…

So this is what feminism has devolved too? Putting what should be a private, loving, intimate act on public display as some kind of horse and pony show and throwing out any sense of decency in the process while calling it "empowerment?" I sure as hell hope not or feminism really is dead. I'm just going to chalk this…

Im so miserable. Have put my life on hold after my abusive ex was granted full custody of our 10 year old son with autism whom I've raised primarily. The judge has't followed procedure and threw out the advice of the experts whom all have recommended that he stay with me. Financially I'm destroyed. I'm only allowed…