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....Witch hunts. Lynchings. McCarthyism. 

Look out Camille, they are coming for your money you complicitous bitch.

Whoa. While we’re at it, can someone please, PLEASE, figure out why I keep getting logged out on mobile, have to delete my history and have to log back in at least once a day?? So annoying.

I don’t watch Suits but a few months ago I was talking to a co-worker about Scandal. And we were both saying how we don’t like it as much as we used to. Then I said but I still love her suits. And he thought I said I still love Suits and started talking about that show. It took me a minute to realize the confusion and

Lisa Bloom runs her own firm. This wasn’t a case handed to her from higher-ranked partner; she chose to take on the case. Perhaps it was because Weinstein’s a friend, but it was still her choice, regardless.

Being disappointed because your vacation is cancelled? 100% understandable and acceptable. Announcing it to the world? Poor taste.

Alternatively, she could shut the fuck up about her #SponCon vacation being cancelled and how she plans to “hit” the resort next year when people who actually live on that island are at great physical and material risk. It costs zero dollars and zero sense to have some fucking humanity and realize not everything is

Please also let the snarky talking cat actually look like an actual living cat, and not the mad love child of a stuffed animal and a taxidermied cat.

When the Executive Branch of our government is openly calling for someone to be fired because of her speech, the First Amendment argument is definitely valid.

Motherfuckers who steal tips, Mrs. Timberlake or not, should be publicly flogged.

He can play it all he wants.

They didn’t take away his copy of the game

Because of Mindy Kaling’s work on the office, I really wanted to like this show but I could never get into it. I no longer have any patience for shows that with horrible people as protagonists but don’t acknowledge it. I love It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia because it’s super aware that The Gang are the worst. I get

I know everyone thought Studio 60 was overly preachy and had unfunny late-night sketches, but I thought Sarah Paulson’s impressions were great, including her Nancy Grace, which apparently is not YouTube-able.

It would be perverse and ironic and hilarious if Tom Cruise’s controllingness brought his ex (and Jamie Foxx) lasting happiness! After all, how often in Hollywood do actors have five years out of the spotlight to develop a romantic relationship?

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR CONFIRMATION OF THIS FOR SO LONG I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS I AM OVERWHELMED.

Yes! I don’t know why I care about Jamie and Katie so much. But I do. fuck Tom Cruise.

Did you just #NotAll tornado?

Since no one else has said it, can I send a big fuck you to Tyler Perry as well? So you’re going to take money that you promised to people in need and put it directly into the pocket of an already-rich person because you think they’re great? Come on.