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I read your statement as: “I never liked kids. I had my own kids and I liked some of them, but not all.”

These are exceptionally well done, but I still find the thirst to be on Ellen grating. I’m totally open to the idea that I’m just being a cynical asshole though.

Guys you don’t understand; he wears a coat.

It doesn’t even really make sense. People haven’t been naming their children Heather with any regularity basically since a couple years before the movie was released. It’s a name that peaked in popularity in the 70s. Kids who are in high school today have probably never even met a Heather, let alone three in the same

You totally misunderstood the point being made. The picture is of the former editor’s staff. Campbell’s point is to show the lack of racial diversity in that picture. As you said, everyone is white. And she’s hoping things will be better under the new editor. She is not making a point about gender distribution at all.

If she’s married to Kevin James, it’s completely believable that she would fake her own death.

Same people bitching at her for non-action would be bitching about whatever action she took if she’d done so in the first place.

Because white baby boomers are selfish, reactionary, ignorant, coddled, entitled canker sores who will have leached all of the resources from their parents, children, and grandchildren before they all shuffle off this mortal coil?

more evidence of your blind privilege: the fact that you can look at these issues as merely “political” and not “life threatening.” enjoy your cake.

My (overvalued) $.02:

This is window dressing, a meaningless gesture to appease ‘traditional Conservative Republicans’ and the Generals.

Bannon will say he will continue to support the Circus Peanut’s agenda, early Redditors/Breitfarters will be mad initially but briefly, and the bullshit will continue.

as in bathing in the blood of your enemies is a pretty powerful bonding experience

Don’t blame the writer for your lack of reading comprehension. The term made perfect sense to me.

Hint: thicker = importance.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

Joyce is a bigoted monarchist, I hope the court kicks him out, the country will be better off without him in parliament.

She climbed the ladder, with the rope, so she gets the most credit, and her day in court. I hope she wins.

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It sounds like you’re telling me I shouldn’t have adopted a panda after seeing Kung Fu Panda. How very wrong you are.

Here’s my moment to say: you don’t “need” a special dog breed to be a family pet. If you have allergies, or have sheep to herd, or need a hunting animal or whatever ok fine. But if you just want something to love and be loved by, there is no better place to find that friend than your local shelter. Every pet we’ve had

I think the ASPCA or Humane Society needs to be a bit better about reaching out to celebrities. So many more seem to team up with PETA even though they suck.